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Date: 20 Jun 2005 20:13:00
From: Beatriz
Subject: Gay Chess Federation
Hello,

I would like to hear from all of the Gay and Lesbian Chess players who would
like to have a Gay Division of the U.S. Chess Federation, including a Gay
Tournament to coincide with the Gay Parade in New York.

I am working on signing a deal for a Gay & Lesbian Chess set which will
include pieces made in the likeness of famous Gays and Lesbians who were
fans of Chess!

Please post and let everyone know Gay is OK! Be proud, Be Gay!

Love and Kisses,

Beatriz






 
Date: 22 Jul 2005 07:55:42
From: Liam Too
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Jason Repa-bot wrote:
>
> OK, you got me. I confess. I'm posting from Cathedral Avenue.

I know this place, it's in Greece.



  
Date: 22 Jul 2005 22:14:54
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Liam Too wrote:
> Jason Repa-bot wrote:
>
>>OK, you got me. I confess. I'm posting from Cathedral Avenue.
>
>
> I know this place, it's in Greece.

It would appear to be so, but according to Jason, it's not. It's
wherever Nemmers lives, I suppose.

Hey Matt, where do you live? Just in case I need to know?


 
Date: 21 Jul 2005 02:45:48
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!


Jason Repa wrote:
> "Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >

> Nice try Nemmers. It is easy to post from any IP address you want. Even an
> uneducated army-boy like you should have figured out how to use a proxy
> server by now. After all this time you've spent loitering on the internet.
> But hey, keep up the act pretending it's not you......it's entertaining!

OK. You know what? To show you how little I care, I'll admit to being
Nemmers. How's that? (My apologies to Matt.) In the mean time, you can
amuse yourself with completely misdirected insults. You go on hurling
army jokes at me, Jason. At least you have something to write about.
Because if I'm not Nemmers, then you have no clue who I am, and you
don't know how to insult me.

Not that I care what you say.

> > Your blog entries aren't over the head of anyone, unless they happen to
> > be under ten years of age. And if they don't understand what you're
> > saying, they're actually lucky.
>
>
> The problem with an army boy guy like you Nemmers is that you need
> everything explained to you in a simple, straight-forward, linear sort of
> way in order for you to be able to understand. Anything complex and
> metaphorical and you fall apart. This is why you fit into the army so well.
> You aren't paid to do abstract reasoning and lateral thinking. You are paid
> to follow orders like a good, dumb, dedicated grunt. This is also why your
> chess is so weak. You've been a "d" and a "c" class player for the longest
> time, and only recently became a "b" class player after much hard work and
> study. I can't figure out what a guy like you is even doing playing chess. I
> figure games like "Snakes & Ladders", "Sorry", etc, to be more your speed.

No, what I need is someone who actually shows some evidence of thought
and will actually do a bit of work when he's writing something and who
won't expect his readers to do all the work piecing together all the
words he just shat on the page. There is nothing complex and
metaphorical about scribblings, Jason. It's simply bad, sophomoric
writing, plain and simple.

You don't want to express yourself in a linear way? That's fine. But
what reason has anyone got following you on your tortuous wanderings?
What's the payback, Jason? There's a lot of blogs out there, and some
of them are very good, so why should anyone spend even a couple of
minutes on yours on the off-chance that maybe it will actually say
something in the end?

Except of course to ridicule it on usenet.

> I bet great works of literature from the likes of Shakespeare and Kant also
> seem like gibberish to you. The problem is that you have a very simple mind
> and a superficial approach to problem-solving. You probably actually believe
> you are posting "anonymously" here when EVERYONE and their dog knows this is
> you.

OK, Jason.

> > Let's see just how sophisticated a thinker you really are. Let's take a
> > look at your profile.
> >
> > "I am a disturbed and nefarious soul. I revel in all that is dark and
> > unsavoury."
>
>
> You provide me of even MORE proof of what I said about you earlier. You are
> incapable of taking things in context and understanding satire (another
> "biggie" word for you to look up Nemmers). I suppose that when Shakespear
> said" "the cannons are filled with double cracks" you couldn't figure out
> why they didn't simply use cannon balls, and how a "crack" of something
> could possibly a weapon. Oh, I forgot.....you never read any shakespeare eh
> Nemmers?.....lol!

Quit weasling. Now it's satire, is it? Are you sure it's not poetry
again? Or is it satirical poetry?

You like big words, don't you, boy? One more example of your
size-fixation.

Actually, it's "as cannons overcharged with double cracks", but I'll
grant you poetic license, or satirical license, or whatever you want.
It is too starved a subject for my sword.

> > Actually, you're not. It's a pathetic attempt to flatter yourself.
> > You're just a guy in Winnipeg who posts things on the internet, OK?
> > Nobody with a name as prosaic as "Jason" could ever be a disturbed and
> > nefarious soul
>
>
> ROFL! "prosaic"!!! My name is prosaic is it now? The prerequisite to be
> disturbed is to have a fancy name is it?
>
> A desperate attempt by Mr. Nemmers to impress us with his "high-powered"
> vocabulary. The gratuitous use of large or uncommon words only exposes you
> for what you are Nemmers......and uneducated, army-boy who can't play chess.
> It kinda reminds me of that episode of Cheers when Sam Malone read War and
> Peace just to impress Diane Chambers and her intellectual friends.

Oh. OK. I thought it was you who was always bringing attention to his
own vocabulary, name-dropping Shakespeare and Kant, blah blah blah.

Jason, if you could understand how ludicrous your claims of being an
agent of doom and destruction and of nefariousness etc. were, you
wouldn't have made them. I hear or see "Jason" and I picture a kid
sitting on the couch with his baby-sitter, watching Cheers. It's banal.
Try it yourself, try saying this: "I AM THE SLAYER OF INNOCENT BABES! I
AM THE WHORE OF BABYLON! I AM BECOME DEATH! I AM JASON!" See? It
doesn't work.

> > "My mission is that of destruction and doom, and those who get in my
> > way will be reduced to lifeless dust!"
> >
> > Oh, I can just picture you, in your rec-room out in suburbia, doing ...
> > whatever it is that people whose mission is that of destruction and
> > doom usually do, when they're not posting on usenet. Do you wear a
> > special hat or something when you're doing that? Or a uniform? A
> > name-tag that says "Hi! I'm Jason! My mission is that of destruction
> > and doom!" Or are you really just a guy in Winnipeg?
>
> You keep making references to Winnipeg as though it were some hick town. It
> is a very modern city of 680,000 with very good, fast, reliable internet.
> Alot of very famous and sucessful people are from Winnipeg, including Randy
> Bachman and Burtin Cummings from The Guess Who.

Oh. OK.

(Do you think you just improved it's image just now? Great, the world's
most overweight rock band. We have "Taking Care of Business" and "I
Will Sing a Rhapsody" to thank Winnipeg for.)

I'm looking forward to hearing more from you, Jason. So are the people
who sent me emails telling me how amusing they're finding this.



  
Date: 21 Jul 2005 10:19:58
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Jason Repa wrote:
>> "Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> >
>
>> Nice try Nemmers. It is easy to post from any IP address you want. Even
>> an
>> uneducated army-boy like you should have figured out how to use a proxy
>> server by now. After all this time you've spent loitering on the
>> internet.
>> But hey, keep up the act pretending it's not you......it's entertaining!
>
> OK. You know what? To show you how little I care, I'll admit to being
> Nemmers. How's that? (My apologies to Matt.) In the mean time, you can
> amuse yourself with completely misdirected insults. You go on hurling
> army jokes at me, Jason. At least you have something to write about.
> Because if I'm not Nemmers, then you have no clue who I am, and you
> don't know how to insult me.
>
> Not that I care what you say.
>
>> > Your blog entries aren't over the head of anyone, unless they happen to
>> > be under ten years of age. And if they don't understand what you're
>> > saying, they're actually lucky.
>>
>>
>> The problem with an army boy guy like you Nemmers is that you need
>> everything explained to you in a simple, straight-forward, linear sort of
>> way in order for you to be able to understand. Anything complex and
>> metaphorical and you fall apart. This is why you fit into the army so
>> well.
>> You aren't paid to do abstract reasoning and lateral thinking. You are
>> paid
>> to follow orders like a good, dumb, dedicated grunt. This is also why
>> your
>> chess is so weak. You've been a "d" and a "c" class player for the
>> longest
>> time, and only recently became a "b" class player after much hard work
>> and
>> study. I can't figure out what a guy like you is even doing playing
>> chess. I
>> figure games like "Snakes & Ladders", "Sorry", etc, to be more your
>> speed.
>
> No, what I need is someone who actually shows some evidence of thought
> and will actually do a bit of work when he's writing something and who
> won't expect his readers to do all the work piecing together all the
> words he just shat on the page. There is nothing complex and
> metaphorical about scribblings, Jason. It's simply bad, sophomoric
> writing, plain and simple.
>
> You don't want to express yourself in a linear way? That's fine. But
> what reason has anyone got following you on your tortuous wanderings?
> What's the payback, Jason? There's a lot of blogs out there, and some
> of them are very good, so why should anyone spend even a couple of
> minutes on yours on the off-chance that maybe it will actually say
> something in the end?
>
> Except of course to ridicule it on usenet.
>
>> I bet great works of literature from the likes of Shakespeare and Kant
>> also
>> seem like gibberish to you. The problem is that you have a very simple
>> mind
>> and a superficial approach to problem-solving. You probably actually
>> believe
>> you are posting "anonymously" here when EVERYONE and their dog knows this
>> is
>> you.
>
> OK, Jason.
>
>> > Let's see just how sophisticated a thinker you really are. Let's take a
>> > look at your profile.
>> >
>> > "I am a disturbed and nefarious soul. I revel in all that is dark and
>> > unsavoury."
>>
>>
>> You provide me of even MORE proof of what I said about you earlier. You
>> are
>> incapable of taking things in context and understanding satire (another
>> "biggie" word for you to look up Nemmers). I suppose that when Shakespear
>> said" "the cannons are filled with double cracks" you couldn't figure out
>> why they didn't simply use cannon balls, and how a "crack" of something
>> could possibly a weapon. Oh, I forgot.....you never read any shakespeare
>> eh
>> Nemmers?.....lol!
>
> Quit weasling. Now it's satire, is it? Are you sure it's not poetry
> again? Or is it satirical poetry?
>
> You like big words, don't you, boy? One more example of your
> size-fixation.
>
> Actually, it's "as cannons overcharged with double cracks", but I'll
> grant you poetic license, or satirical license, or whatever you want.
> It is too starved a subject for my sword.
>
>> > Actually, you're not. It's a pathetic attempt to flatter yourself.
>> > You're just a guy in Winnipeg who posts things on the internet, OK?
>> > Nobody with a name as prosaic as "Jason" could ever be a disturbed and
>> > nefarious soul
>>
>>
>> ROFL! "prosaic"!!! My name is prosaic is it now? The prerequisite to
>> be
>> disturbed is to have a fancy name is it?
>>
>> A desperate attempt by Mr. Nemmers to impress us with his "high-powered"
>> vocabulary. The gratuitous use of large or uncommon words only exposes
>> you
>> for what you are Nemmers......and uneducated, army-boy who can't play
>> chess.
>> It kinda reminds me of that episode of Cheers when Sam Malone read War
>> and
>> Peace just to impress Diane Chambers and her intellectual friends.
>
> Oh. OK. I thought it was you who was always bringing attention to his
> own vocabulary, name-dropping Shakespeare and Kant, blah blah blah.
>
> Jason, if you could understand how ludicrous your claims of being an
> agent of doom and destruction and of nefariousness etc. were, you
> wouldn't have made them. I hear or see "Jason" and I picture a kid
> sitting on the couch with his baby-sitter, watching Cheers. It's banal.
> Try it yourself, try saying this: "I AM THE SLAYER OF INNOCENT BABES! I
> AM THE WHORE OF BABYLON! I AM BECOME DEATH! I AM JASON!" See? It
> doesn't work.
>
>> > "My mission is that of destruction and doom, and those who get in my
>> > way will be reduced to lifeless dust!"
>> >
>> > Oh, I can just picture you, in your rec-room out in suburbia, doing ...
>> > whatever it is that people whose mission is that of destruction and
>> > doom usually do, when they're not posting on usenet. Do you wear a
>> > special hat or something when you're doing that? Or a uniform? A
>> > name-tag that says "Hi! I'm Jason! My mission is that of destruction
>> > and doom!" Or are you really just a guy in Winnipeg?
>>
>> You keep making references to Winnipeg as though it were some hick town.
>> It
>> is a very modern city of 680,000 with very good, fast, reliable internet.
>> Alot of very famous and sucessful people are from Winnipeg, including
>> Randy
>> Bachman and Burtin Cummings from The Guess Who.
>
> Oh. OK.
>
> (Do you think you just improved it's image just now? Great, the world's
> most overweight rock band. We have "Taking Care of Business" and "I
> Will Sing a Rhapsody" to thank Winnipeg for.)
>
> I'm looking forward to hearing more from you, Jason. So are the people
> who sent me emails telling me how amusing they're finding this.
>

Nemmers, it is rather curious how you seem to have this obsession with both
me and my writing. It is as though it is of the utmost importance for you to
"prove" that my writing is bad. You have no idea how blatantly obvious it is
to everyone how pathetic you are.




   
Date: 21 Jul 2005 16:26:21
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Jason Repa wrote:

>
> Nemmers, it is rather curious how you seem to have this obsession with both
> me and my writing. It is as though it is of the utmost importance for you to
> "prove" that my writing is bad. You have no idea how blatantly obvious it is
> to everyone how pathetic you are.

Quite whining. I have no obsession with you or your writing. You're an
obnoxious insect and it amuses me and others to ridicule you. You keep
answering, and we'll keep chuckling. I'll keep getting emails from
people, including the Nemmers you think I am, who are enjoying the show.
You just keep on answering, and thinking you're being clever. You're
under no obligation to know what's really going on. Just keep the knee
jerking. Just keep being Jason. That's what you're here for - to
irritate some and amuse others. You're a gnat that thinks he can reduce
someone to "lifeless dust". You're not even a gadfly.

Here's a clue for you, in case you might want to start considering that
I'm not Nemmers. I've "impersonated" you here before, just to amuse
others. Of course, you thought someone was actually trying to fool
people into thinking it was you. Shows how sophisticated your humour is.

Let's take trip down memory lane, shall we?

http://tinyurl.com/b5ghb
http://tinyurl.com/b3mbd
http://tinyurl.com/7mk65 (in response to your lame Asperger's Syndrome joke)
http://tinyurl.com/aqlbo
http://tinyurl.com/b7pop (in response to your comeback, after you'd
stayed away for a while because you'd made such an ass of yourself over
some chess problem you'd fucked up)

If you read your replies, you'll see that you were just as convinced
then that I was somebody else as you are now that I'm Nemmers. You were
wrong then, and you're wrong now. But if it's all right with Nemmers,
I'll let you keep thinking whatever you want. You're not going to get
any closer.

Ciao, sweetie!


    
Date: 21 Jul 2005 19:10:21
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

> Let's take trip down memory lane, shall we?
>
> http://tinyurl.com/b5ghb
> http://tinyurl.com/b3mbd
> http://tinyurl.com/7mk65 (in response to your lame Asperger's Syndrome
> joke)
> http://tinyurl.com/aqlbo
> http://tinyurl.com/b7pop (in response to your comeback, after you'd



Those aren't my postings and anyone with an iota of intellect knows that..
All my posts are done from my shaw news server with ip address 24.78.xxx.xxx
I have lots of obsessed fans, such as yourself, pretending to be me, posting
under my name, or a reasonable facsimili thereof. You're not impressing
anyone Nemmers. You're even too much of a coward to put your name under your
posts. I have to drag you out of the closet manually. You're a pathetic
snivelling little coward that tries to hide behind anonymity. Everyone can
see that. Your words mean nothing. I once had a fat, endomorphic female
security guard that was obsessed with me. You sorta remind me of her.

Jason Repa (one man's troll....another man's freedom fighter!)




     
Date: 22 Jul 2005 00:51:32
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Jason Repa wrote:
>>Let's take trip down memory lane, shall we?
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/b5ghb
>>http://tinyurl.com/b3mbd
>>http://tinyurl.com/7mk65 (in response to your lame Asperger's Syndrome
>>joke)
>>http://tinyurl.com/aqlbo
>>http://tinyurl.com/b7pop (in response to your comeback, after you'd
>
>
>
>
> Those aren't my postings and anyone with an iota of intellect knows that..
> All my posts are done from my shaw news server with ip address 24.78.xxx.xxx
> I have lots of obsessed fans, such as yourself, pretending to be me, posting
> under my name, or a reasonable facsimili thereof. You're not impressing
> anyone Nemmers. You're even too much of a coward to put your name under your
> posts. I have to drag you out of the closet manually. You're a pathetic
> snivelling little coward that tries to hide behind anonymity. Everyone can
> see that. Your words mean nothing. I once had a fat, endomorphic female
> security guard that was obsessed with me. You sorta remind me of her.
>
> Jason Repa (one man's troll....another man's freedom fighter!)
>

I know they're not your posts, Einstein. Read a little wee bit more
carefully and you'll see that I TOLD you I was the one who wrote them.

You did, however, respond to some of them, and when you did, you were
absolutely sure you knew who had posted them. And you didn't think it
was Nemmers. You thought it was someone else. You were wrong then, and
you're wrong now.

Christ, I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic, Jason. How could I be
Nemmers?

Thanks for sharing that touching story of romance with us, Jason. I
guess beggars can't be choosers, eh? Fat, endomorphic female security
guards are better than nothing. Certainly better than fat, endomorphic
male security guards.

How do you propose to drag me out of anything manually, Jason? You don't
know where I am. You may know where Nemmers is, but... well, you know
the rest, even if you don't want to believe it.

You don't have fans, Jason. Only people who despise you because you are
a rude, obnoxious cracker. No one's obsessed with you either. They're
glad when you go away, and hate it when you come back.

And that's the truth of it, Mr. Freedom Fighter.


      
Date: 21 Jul 2005 22:36:35
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:1121982412.50129@athnrd02...
> Jason Repa wrote:
>>>Let's take trip down memory lane, shall we?
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/b5ghb
>>>http://tinyurl.com/b3mbd
>>>http://tinyurl.com/7mk65 (in response to your lame Asperger's Syndrome
>>>joke)
>>>http://tinyurl.com/aqlbo
>>>http://tinyurl.com/b7pop (in response to your comeback, after you'd
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Those aren't my postings and anyone with an iota of intellect knows
>> that.. All my posts are done from my shaw news server with ip address
>> 24.78.xxx.xxx I have lots of obsessed fans, such as yourself, pretending
>> to be me, posting under my name, or a reasonable facsimili thereof.
>> You're not impressing anyone Nemmers. You're even too much of a coward to
>> put your name under your posts. I have to drag you out of the closet
>> manually. You're a pathetic snivelling little coward that tries to hide
>> behind anonymity. Everyone can see that. Your words mean nothing. I once
>> had a fat, endomorphic female security guard that was obsessed with me.
>> You sorta remind me of her.
>>
>> Jason Repa (one man's troll....another man's freedom fighter!)
>
> I know they're not your posts, Einstein. Read a little wee bit more
> carefully and you'll see that I TOLD you I was the one who wrote them.
>
> You did, however, respond to some of them, and when you did, you were
> absolutely sure you knew who had posted them. And you didn't think it was
> Nemmers. You thought it was someone else. You were wrong then, and you're
> wrong now.
>
> Christ, I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic, Jason. How could I be
> Nemmers?
>
> Thanks for sharing that touching story of romance with us, Jason. I guess
> beggars can't be choosers, eh? Fat, endomorphic female security guards are
> better than nothing. Certainly better than fat, endomorphic male security
> guards.
>
> How do you propose to drag me out of anything manually, Jason? You don't
> know where I am. You may know where Nemmers is, but... well, you know the
> rest, even if you don't want to believe it.
>
> You don't have fans, Jason. Only people who despise you because you are a
> rude, obnoxious cracker. No one's obsessed with you either. They're glad
> when you go away, and hate it when you come back.
>
> And that's the truth of it, Mr. Freedom Fighter.





Listen up kid, you don't even have to guts to post under your real name.
What a fucking pussy! You expect anyone to take anything you say with more
than a grain of salt? You're a frightened little punkass weakling hurling
insults while hiding behind your computer. I know this is Matt Nemmers, but
whether I actually know that or not is irrelevant. The fact is you're a
snivelling coward that won't back up anything you say with your name under
it. You're probably afraid of your own shadow.

I have a blog with some writing on it. Everything I put there (that I wrote
myself) I put my name to. Whether my writing is good or bad in the eyes of
critics is really insignificant to me. Most people who have commented on it
give me positive appraisal. This is really all acacemic. I back up what I
say with my name. I'm not a scared little punk weakling like you that tries
to be anonymous. I stand my ground, whether it be on the internet, or in
person.

Where is your writing kiddo? What is your claim to fame? Being a coward that
makes anonymous posts on the internet? You're a fucking joke! Just a stupid
kid with no clue.

As for this crap about being on the other side of the Atlantic. Let's do a
little experiment. Tell me what country you want me to start making my
usenet posts from. Denk? Japan? Australia? I can post from any of those
countries, and alot of others. Pick one. I got my lear-jet all gassed up and
ready to go kiddo.

And you're calling me "Rude", "Obnoxious".....flattery will get you nowhere!


Jason Repa (one man's troll.....another man's freedom fighter!)




       
Date: 22 Jul 2005 13:20:03
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Jason Repa wrote:

>>I know they're not your posts, Einstein. Read a little wee bit more
>>carefully and you'll see that I TOLD you I was the one who wrote them.
>>
>>You did, however, respond to some of them, and when you did, you were
>>absolutely sure you knew who had posted them. And you didn't think it was
>>Nemmers. You thought it was someone else. You were wrong then, and you're
>>wrong now.
>>
>>Christ, I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic, Jason. How could I be
>>Nemmers?
>>
>>Thanks for sharing that touching story of romance with us, Jason. I guess
>>beggars can't be choosers, eh? Fat, endomorphic female security guards are
>>better than nothing. Certainly better than fat, endomorphic male security
>>guards.
>>
>>How do you propose to drag me out of anything manually, Jason? You don't
>>know where I am. You may know where Nemmers is, but... well, you know the
>>rest, even if you don't want to believe it.
>>
>>You don't have fans, Jason. Only people who despise you because you are a
>>rude, obnoxious cracker. No one's obsessed with you either. They're glad
>>when you go away, and hate it when you come back.
>>
>>And that's the truth of it, Mr. Freedom Fighter.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Listen up kid, you don't even have to guts to post under your real name.
> What a fucking pussy! You expect anyone to take anything you say with more
> than a grain of salt? You're a frightened little punkass weakling hurling
> insults while hiding behind your computer.

I'm posting on usenet. Just like you. I don't hear you knocking on my door.

> I know this is Matt Nemmers, but
> whether I actually know that or not is irrelevant. The fact is you're a
> snivelling coward that won't back up anything you say with your name under
> it. You're probably afraid of your own shadow.

Giving my name wouldn't back anything up. Plus, I'm not writing anything
that needs backing up. I'm just writing to annoy you and amuse some
other people.


> I have a blog with some writing on it. Everything I put there (that I wrote
> myself) I put my name to. Whether my writing is good or bad in the eyes of
> critics is really insignificant to me. Most people who have commented on it
> give me positive appraisal. This is really all acacemic. I back up what I
> say with my name. I'm not a scared little punk weakling like you that tries
> to be anonymous. I stand my ground, whether it be on the internet, or in
> person.

Everyone and his grandmother has a blog. As for comments on yours, there
are only two, one is an ironic one by someone who posts here, and the
other is from some teenager who you insulted on her blog. So whatever
positive "appraisal" you got must have come from that security guard who
has the hots for you.

> Where is your writing kiddo? What is your claim to fame? Being a coward that
> makes anonymous posts on the internet? You're a fucking joke! Just a stupid
> kid with no clue.

Like you, I have no claim to fame. I'm just a guy who posts on usenet.
My writing is available on the internet, actually, but if I told you
where it was, you wouldn't believe me, because you'd see that it wasn't
Nemmers. Or then you'd think Nemmers had been writing it under a
pseudonym all these years so that he could one day pull this stunt.

And if I did post under my real name, what would you do? Come knocking
on my door? What's the point? Using usenet nyms is common usenet
practice, and no one ever takes issue with it until they've run out of
other arguments. If you aren't afraid of me, then why don't you post
your phone number here?

I don't think you will, and cowardice has nothing to do with it.


> As for this crap about being on the other side of the Atlantic. Let's do a
> little experiment. Tell me what country you want me to start making my
> usenet posts from. Denk? Japan? Australia? I can post from any of those
> countries, and alot of others. Pick one. I got my lear-jet all gassed up and
> ready to go kiddo.

OK, you got me. I confess. I'm posting from Cathedral Avenue.


        
Date: 22 Jul 2005 17:37:09
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

> OK, you got me. I confess. I'm posting from Cathedral Avenue.

I hope you're not posting from 16-161 Cathedral you frightened little pussy.
I would have to change my encryption key again




        
Date: 22 Jul 2005 16:13:50
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

> I'm posting on usenet. Just like you. I don't hear you knocking on my
> door.


You're not just posting on the usenet you pathetic coward. You're trying to
post anonymously like a frightened little child. You don't back up anything
you say with your name on it.

You're a pathetic little pussy Nemmers! You've probably been picked on all
your life.





         
Date: 22 Jul 2005 22:22:15
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Jason Repa wrote:
>>I'm posting on usenet. Just like you. I don't hear you knocking on my
>>door.
>
> You're not just posting on the usenet you pathetic coward. You're trying to
> post anonymously like a frightened little child. You don't back up anything
> you say with your name on it.

Frightened of what, precisely?

What difference does it make? How do I know that you're really Jason
Repa? You're not backing up anything simply by typing your name. What
you say is no more or less bullshit just because your name goes on it.

In fact, YOU'RE the bot. I push the button, you react, saying the same
things over and over again, your wires crossed with impotent rage.

> You're a pathetic little pussy Nemmers! You've probably been picked on all
> your life.

You think so?

Hey, Nemmers! Is he right? Have you been picked on all your life? That
must have been pretty nasty. You know, sometimes people who get picked
later end up being the bullies. You don't seem like a bully, Nemmers.
(Hint, hint.)

Well, enough pop psychology.


          
Date: 22 Jul 2005 19:29:20
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

>> You're a pathetic little pussy Nemmers! You've probably been picked on
>> all
>> your life.
>
> You think so?

I know so. You've made it completely obvious. You're so frightened and
scared you won't even put your name to your posts.
You're a pathetic little coward that hides on the internet and mouths off,
nothing more.

Jason Repa




           
Date: 22 Jul 2005 23:55:38
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Jason Repa wrote:
>>>You're a pathetic little pussy Nemmers! You've probably been picked on
>>>all
>>>your life.
>>
>>You think so?
>
>
> I know so. You've made it completely obvious. You're so frightened and
> scared you won't even put your name to your posts.
> You're a pathetic little coward that hides on the internet and mouths off,
> nothing more.

Afraid of WHAT? I keep asking you that, and you won't answer. What have
I got to fear?

How can you know anything? You claim I'm the real Nemmers, even in
emails to me which you sign "The Real Nemmers". If the person writing
the emails was the real Nemmers, why would he be saying in them that he
knew I was Nemmers?

The existentialists must be having a field-day with this.


            
Date: 22 Jul 2005 21:13:38
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:1122065469.945876@athnrd02...
> Jason Repa wrote:
>>>>You're a pathetic little pussy Nemmers! You've probably been picked on
>>>>all
>>>>your life.
>>>
>>>You think so?
>>
>>
>> I know so. You've made it completely obvious. You're so frightened and
>> scared you won't even put your name to your posts.
>> You're a pathetic little coward that hides on the internet and mouths
>> off, nothing more.
>
> Afraid of WHAT? I keep asking you that, and you won't answer. What have I
> got to fear?
>
> How can you know anything? You claim I'm the real Nemmers, even in emails
> to me which you sign "The Real Nemmers". If the person writing the emails
> was the real Nemmers, why would he be saying in them that he knew I was
> Nemmers?
>
> The existentialists must be having a field-day with this


If you're not afraid, why are you hiding your identity. Even a fetal-alcohol
case army boy moron like you can surely grasp this logic.

I own your ass Nemmers. You are devoted to studying me and posting about me
in the usenet. I own your ass and you know it. Too bad for you that I like
girls.

Jason Repa




             
Date: 23 Jul 2005 00:43:55
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
As Jason Repa, with his usual eloquence, wrote:

> If you're not afraid, why are you hiding your identity. Even a fetal-alcohol
> case army boy moron like you can surely grasp this logic.
>
> I own your ass Nemmers. You are devoted to studying me and posting about me
> in the usenet. I own your ass and you know it. Too bad for you that I like
> girls.


Ok, you own my ass. Can you just tell me what I'm afraid of? Can you
give me a specific answer to that one question?


              
Date: 22 Jul 2005 21:59:54
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:1122068369.129451@athnrd02...
> As Jason Repa, with his usual eloquence, wrote:
>
>> If you're not afraid, why are you hiding your identity. Even a
>> fetal-alcohol case army boy moron like you can surely grasp this logic.
>>
>> I own your ass Nemmers. You are devoted to studying me and posting about
>> me in the usenet. I own your ass and you know it. Too bad for you that I
>> like girls.
>
>
> Ok, you own my ass. Can you just tell me what I'm afraid of? Can you give
> me a specific answer to that one question?




How many times do you need something repeated before it can penetrate your
thick skull Nemmers?




               
Date: 22 Jul 2005 19:30:13
From: Jason Repa-Gay
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
"Jason Repa" < > > Ok, you own my ass.>>
> How many times do you need something repeated before it can penetrate your
> thick skull Nemmers?
>
You guys are both flaming homos. I am reading this, therefore I am gay too.
That is what you need to know. Anyone reading this entire thread is a
Flamer. Anyone posting to this thread is a Major Homo. This thread is the
gayest thread that I have ever read on the usenet since 1998 when I first
began to participate.




                
Date: 23 Jul 2005 02:55:06
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Jason Repa-Gay wrote:
> "Jason Repa" <> > Ok, you own my ass.>>
>
>>How many times do you need something repeated before it can penetrate your
>>thick skull Nemmers?
>>
>
> You guys are both flaming homos. I am reading this, therefore I am gay too.
> That is what you need to know. Anyone reading this entire thread is a
> Flamer. Anyone posting to this thread is a Major Homo. This thread is the
> gayest thread that I have ever read on the usenet since 1998 when I first
> began to participate.
>
>
Finally! Someone understands what the fuck is going on! I actually don't
mind being considered a homo as long as someone joins me against this
Repabot guy, who everyone here knows is army-boy Nemmers. It has to be
Nemmers. It can't be anyone else. I have only one enemy here, and that's
Nemmers, my arch-enemy. SO it has to be him.


                 
Date: 23 Jul 2005 00:23:16
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa" <gamer*remove*[email protected] > wrote in message
news:1122076231.258667@athnrd02...
> Jason Repa-Gay wrote:
>> "Jason Repa" <> > Ok, you own my ass.>>
>>
>>>How many times do you need something repeated before it can penetrate
>>>your
>>>thick skull Nemmers?
>>>
>>
>> You guys are both flaming homos. I am reading this, therefore I am gay
>> too.
>> That is what you need to know. Anyone reading this entire thread is a
>> Flamer. Anyone posting to this thread is a Major Homo. This thread is the
>> gayest thread that I have ever read on the usenet since 1998 when I first
>> began to participate.
>>
>>
> Finally! Someone understands what the fuck is going on! I actually don't
> mind being considered a homo as long as someone joins me against this
> Repabot guy, who everyone here knows is army-boy Nemmers. It has to be
> Nemmers. It can't be anyone else. I have only one enemy here, and that's
> Nemmers, my arch-enemy. SO it has to be him.


Arch enemy? lol, Nemmers is more like a little mosquito buzzing around. I
could take care of a weakling coward like Nemmers while giving a 30 game
simul. Anyone who posts flames on the usenet and doesn't have the guts to
reveal who they are is clearly a frightened and trembling coward.




                  
Date: 24 Jul 2005 00:47:32
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Jason Repa wrote:

> Arch enemy? lol, Nemmers is more like a little mosquito buzzing around. I
> could take care of a weakling coward like Nemmers while giving a 30 game
> simul. Anyone who posts flames on the usenet and doesn't have the guts to
> reveal who they are is clearly a frightened and trembling coward.

Not to mention I could also play ping-pong Tal-like with one army tied
behind my back and the other in my pocket, with the racket between my
teeth, blind-folded, with headphones blaring Metallica into my ears, all
the while locked in a milk can submerged deep in the ocean.

That's how easy it would be for me.

'Cause I'm a MAN.


       
Date: 21 Jul 2005 19:15:10
From: Sammy Sloan IV
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
"Jason Repa" < > I have a blog with some writing on it. Everything I put
there (that I wrote
> myself) I put my name to. Whether my writing is good or bad in the eyes of
> critics is really insignificant to me. >>

Don't let anyone put you down over your writing. People that do that are
usually either envious that you are trying, and mean-spirited. It would kill
your pal if you ever succeeded or if he ever saw a magazine with your name
on it as an author. Success is the best revenge. Good luck to you as a
writer.

Now as a Chess poster, I suggest you engage in demented homosexual
activities with your tormentor, who I think is Tom Klem or possibly Randy
Bauer. Whoever it is has a major hard-on for you, and there is only one way
to get them off your back <wink wink >




        
Date: 22 Jul 2005 05:02:44
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Sammy Sloan IV" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:J%[email protected]...
> "Jason Repa" <> I have a blog with some writing on it. Everything I put
> there (that I wrote
>> myself) I put my name to. Whether my writing is good or bad in the eyes
>> of
>> critics is really insignificant to me. >>
>
> Don't let anyone put you down over your writing. People that do that are
> usually either envious that you are trying, and mean-spirited. It would
> kill
> your pal if you ever succeeded or if he ever saw a magazine with your name
> on it as an author. Success is the best revenge. Good luck to you as a
> writer.
>
> Now as a Chess poster, I suggest you engage in demented homosexual
> activities with your tormentor, who I think is Tom Klem or possibly Randy
> Bauer. Whoever it is has a major hard-on for you, and there is only one
> way
> to get them off your back <wink wink>
>
>

It's Matt Nemmers you dolt. I'ts pretty obvious! Anyway, I noticed that you
use the word "homosexual" in pretty much every post you make
"Sammy_Sloan_Jr", and coupled with the fact that you refer to Mr. Sloan as
"your daddy".....I think it's pretty obvious who the homo is.

Regards,

Jason Repa (one man's troll.....another man's freedom fighter!)




     
Date: 21 Jul 2005 21:46:04
From: A Guy
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Man - you never fail to crack us up.

He _SAID_ it wasn't you in his post!!

I guess it's easier to flame if you don't even read or understand the posts
you're replying to.

LOL

"Jason Repa" <gamer*remove*[email protected] > wrote in message
news:xqSDe.8221$5V4.2551@pd7tw3no...
>
>> Let's take trip down memory lane, shall we?
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/b5ghb
>> http://tinyurl.com/b3mbd
>> http://tinyurl.com/7mk65 (in response to your lame Asperger's Syndrome
>> joke)
>> http://tinyurl.com/aqlbo
>> http://tinyurl.com/b7pop (in response to your comeback, after you'd
>
>
>
> Those aren't my postings and anyone with an iota of intellect knows that..
> All my posts are done from my shaw news server with ip address
> 24.78.xxx.xxx I have lots of obsessed fans, such as yourself, pretending
> to be me, posting under my name, or a reasonable facsimili thereof. You're
> not impressing anyone Nemmers. You're even too much of a coward to put
> your name under your posts. I have to drag you out of the closet manually.
> You're a pathetic snivelling little coward that tries to hide behind
> anonymity. Everyone can see that. Your words mean nothing. I once had a
> fat, endomorphic female security guard that was obsessed with me. You
> sorta remind me of her.
>
> Jason Repa (one man's troll....another man's freedom fighter!)
>





   
Date: 21 Jul 2005 09:09:21
From: Sammy Sloan, Jr.
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
"Jason Repa" <You have no idea how blatantly obvious it is to everyone how
pathetic you are.
>
You are both equally sub-moronic and you two should meet and become
homosexual lovers thus cancelling out your need to post love-messages to
each other.

Or contact my Dad, Sam, and ask him to set you up with some of his
mail-order brides. He can get you the group discount rate. You two dorks can
soon be pounding some furry mound. Lose your virginity with a woman, it
might make the difference.




    
Date: 21 Jul 2005 19:10:21
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
You're the homosexual "Sammy Sloan Jr". You're so obsessed with Sam Sloan
and his 4.5 inch tool that you name yourself after him. Nobody needs to ask
you "who your daddy", it's right in your name.



"Sammy Sloan, Jr." <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Jason Repa" <You have no idea how blatantly obvious it is to everyone how
> pathetic you are.
>>
> You are both equally sub-moronic and you two should meet and become
> homosexual lovers thus cancelling out your need to post love-messages to
> each other.
>
> Or contact my Dad, Sam, and ask him to set you up with some of his
> mail-order brides. He can get you the group discount rate. You two dorks
> can
> soon be pounding some furry mound. Lose your virginity with a woman, it
> might make the difference.
>
>




    
Date: 21 Jul 2005 19:44:39
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Sammy Sloan, Jr. wrote:
> "Jason Repa" <You have no idea how blatantly obvious it is to everyone how
> pathetic you are.
>
> You are both equally sub-moronic and you two should meet and become
> homosexual lovers thus cancelling out your need to post love-messages to
> each other.

Watch your mouth, Jr. There are some sub-morons out there who would
deeply resent being associated with Jason Repa in any way. You really
ought to be more considerate of people's feelings.


 
Date: 20 Jul 2005 21:52:47
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
One of my ambitions is to go to Flin Flon and mail postcards to
everyone I know. There really is a town named Flin Flon.

Old Haasie



  
Date: 20 Jul 2005 22:52:31
From: Mike Murray
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
On 20 Jul 2005 21:52:47 -0700, "[email protected]" <[email protected] >
wrote:

> One of my ambitions is to go to Flin Flon and mail postcards to
>everyone I know. There really is a town named Flin Flon.
>
>Old Haasie

http://www.cityofflinflon.com/index-frameset.html


 
Date: 20 Jul 2005 18:43:20
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!


[email protected] wrote:
> Mr. Repa-Bot:
>
> Your post is quite amusingly written but maybe you underestimate Mr.
> Repa's destructive potential. Didn't you ever see the movie Repo Man?

No.

> Remember the trunk? Do you really think that it's just a coincidence
> that Repo and Repa are spelled almost exactly the same?

I don't care how destructive Repa is. I don't live next door to the
idiot. I don't even live in the next province. Hopefully, he'll turn
some of that destructive potential on himself.



 
Date: 20 Jul 2005 18:17:32
From:
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Mr. Repa-Bot:

Your post is quite amusingly written but maybe you underestimate Mr.
Repa's destructive potential. Didn't you ever see the movie Repo Man?
Remember the trunk? Do you really think that it's just a coincidence
that Repo and Repa are spelled almost exactly the same?

- Geof Strayer



 
Date: 20 Jul 2005 17:40:07
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!


Jason Repa wrote:
> "Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> >
> > [email protected] wrote:
> >> Klem, you're a useless punkass troll that doesn't have a clue about
> >> chess, or anything else for that matter. All you do is hide behind your
> >> computer like the snivelling coward you are and tell lies and untruths.
> >
> > And you're belabouring under the delusion, as your pathetic blog makes
> > abundantly clear, that you have an original thought in that greasy
> > mullet-covered head of yours. Imagine, a real prophet of doom living in
> > Winnipeg! Not at all hilariously banal! I have your blog on my hard
> > drive, you intellectual prepubescent, and your high school
> > pseudo-moodiness and cheeseball darkness-and-destruction crap is
> > hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the seriousness with which you seem
> > to take yourself.
> >
> > By the way, are the puppies still gnawing at your ankles? Your use of
> > metaphor is very impressive. You should have been a poet.
> >
> >> You shut the fuck up loser. If you were in front of me, I would
> >> personally shut you up....permanently!
> >
> > I have no doubt about that. I've seen your picture. With a face like
> > that, you'd shut anyone up permanently.
>
>
> LOL!
>
> Thanks Nemmers, although unfortunately, I think my blog entries are a bit
> over your head. My target reader is somone who is university educated with a
> decent vocabulary. "The Bottom Feeder" would have you "alt", "tab" ing back
> and forth to your online dictionary perhaps a dozen times. I doubt you were
> able to understand very much. And there you go rating how attractive you
> find certain men. If your not talking about my penis, and fantasizing about
> it's dimensions, you're discussing my face. Sorry Nemmers, but i'm not gay.
> Stick to having sex with other gay soldiers in the barracks shower. And
> remember one thing Nemmers........DON'T ASK.....DON'T TELL!

You clueless twat. I've told you already, I'm not Nemmers. My ISP would
tell you that, if you weren't so sure of yourself to check. But don't
listen to me if you don't want. Continue in your deluded ways.

Your blog entries aren't over the head of anyone, unless they happen to
be under ten years of age. And if they don't understand what you're
saying, they're actually lucky.

Let's see just how sophisticated a thinker you really are. Let's take a
look at your profile.

"I am a disturbed and nefarious soul. I revel in all that is dark and
unsavoury."

Actually, you're not. It's a pathetic attempt to flatter yourself.
You're just a guy in Winnipeg who posts things on the internet, OK?
Nobody with a name as prosaic as "Jason" could ever be a disturbed and
nefarious soul. Christ, I've come across some pretty pathetic wannabes
in my time, but to find one that actually wishes he could be disturbed
and nefarious, that's pretty sad. You really ought to aim a little
higher, like semi-decent.

I took a dump yesterday that was dark and unsavoury, Jason. Why don't
you go revel in that? Or were you talking about Winnipeg?

"My mission is that of destruction and doom, and those who get in my
way will be reduced to lifeless dust!"

Oh, I can just picture you, in your rec-room out in suburbia, doing ...
whatever it is that people whose mission is that of destruction and
doom usually do, when they're not posting on usenet. Do you wear a
special hat or something when you're doing that? Or a uniform? A
name-tag that says "Hi! I'm Jason! My mission is that of destruction
and doom!" Or are you really just a guy in Winnipeg?

I swear, I used to think places like Babylon had that special
doom-and-destruction ring to it, places like Sodom and Gomorrah,
"Jerusalem is burning", all that kind of stuff. Turns out it's
Winnipeg. That's where it's happening. I'll be sure to tell all the
other prophets of doom to come in from the desert, they've got it all
wrong. They should move to Winnipeg. That's where Armageddon is going
to happen, brought to you by Jason Repa. Better get out of his way, or
you'll end up "lifeless dust" in his computer room!

> Jason Repa (one man's troll....another man's freedom fighter)

Yeah right. We're still looking for that other man. We'll let you know,
OK?



  
Date: 21 Jul 2005 01:56:14
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Jason Repa wrote:
>> "Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> >
>> >
>> > [email protected] wrote:
>> >> Klem, you're a useless punkass troll that doesn't have a clue about
>> >> chess, or anything else for that matter. All you do is hide behind
>> >> your
>> >> computer like the snivelling coward you are and tell lies and
>> >> untruths.
>> >
>> > And you're belabouring under the delusion, as your pathetic blog makes
>> > abundantly clear, that you have an original thought in that greasy
>> > mullet-covered head of yours. Imagine, a real prophet of doom living in
>> > Winnipeg! Not at all hilariously banal! I have your blog on my hard
>> > drive, you intellectual prepubescent, and your high school
>> > pseudo-moodiness and cheeseball darkness-and-destruction crap is
>> > hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the seriousness with which you seem
>> > to take yourself.
>> >
>> > By the way, are the puppies still gnawing at your ankles? Your use of
>> > metaphor is very impressive. You should have been a poet.
>> >
>> >> You shut the fuck up loser. If you were in front of me, I would
>> >> personally shut you up....permanently!
>> >
>> > I have no doubt about that. I've seen your picture. With a face like
>> > that, you'd shut anyone up permanently.
>>
>>
>> LOL!
>>
>> Thanks Nemmers, although unfortunately, I think my blog entries are a bit
>> over your head. My target reader is somone who is university educated
>> with a
>> decent vocabulary. "The Bottom Feeder" would have you "alt", "tab" ing
>> back
>> and forth to your online dictionary perhaps a dozen times. I doubt you
>> were
>> able to understand very much. And there you go rating how attractive you
>> find certain men. If your not talking about my penis, and fantasizing
>> about
>> it's dimensions, you're discussing my face. Sorry Nemmers, but i'm not
>> gay.
>> Stick to having sex with other gay soldiers in the barracks shower. And
>> remember one thing Nemmers........DON'T ASK.....DON'T TELL!
>
> You clueless twat. I've told you already, I'm not Nemmers. My ISP would
> tell you that, if you weren't so sure of yourself to check. But don't
> listen to me if you don't want. Continue in your deluded ways.


Nice try Nemmers. It is easy to post from any IP address you want. Even an
uneducated army-boy like you should have figured out how to use a proxy
server by now. After all this time you've spent loitering on the internet.
But hey, keep up the act pretending it's not you......it's entertaining!


> Your blog entries aren't over the head of anyone, unless they happen to
> be under ten years of age. And if they don't understand what you're
> saying, they're actually lucky.


The problem with an army boy guy like you Nemmers is that you need
everything explained to you in a simple, straight-forward, linear sort of
way in order for you to be able to understand. Anything complex and
metaphorical and you fall apart. This is why you fit into the army so well.
You aren't paid to do abstract reasoning and lateral thinking. You are paid
to follow orders like a good, dumb, dedicated grunt. This is also why your
chess is so weak. You've been a "d" and a "c" class player for the longest
time, and only recently became a "b" class player after much hard work and
study. I can't figure out what a guy like you is even doing playing chess. I
figure games like "Snakes & Ladders", "Sorry", etc, to be more your speed.

I bet great works of literature from the likes of Shakespeare and Kant also
seem like gibberish to you. The problem is that you have a very simple mind
and a superficial approach to problem-solving. You probably actually believe
you are posting "anonymously" here when EVERYONE and their dog knows this is
you.


> Let's see just how sophisticated a thinker you really are. Let's take a
> look at your profile.
>
> "I am a disturbed and nefarious soul. I revel in all that is dark and
> unsavoury."


You provide me of even MORE proof of what I said about you earlier. You are
incapable of taking things in context and understanding satire (another
"biggie" word for you to look up Nemmers). I suppose that when Shakespear
said" "the cannons are filled with double cracks" you couldn't figure out
why they didn't simply use cannon balls, and how a "crack" of something
could possibly a weapon. Oh, I forgot.....you never read any shakespeare eh
Nemmers?.....lol!

Matt Nemmers understands things like: 2 + 2 = 4 and See Jane run!

And boy does she ever run when the gay army boy comes around!


> Actually, you're not. It's a pathetic attempt to flatter yourself.
> You're just a guy in Winnipeg who posts things on the internet, OK?
> Nobody with a name as prosaic as "Jason" could ever be a disturbed and
> nefarious soul


ROFL! "prosaic"!!! My name is prosaic is it now? The prerequisite to be
disturbed is to have a fancy name is it?

A desperate attempt by Mr. Nemmers to impress us with his "high-powered"
vocabulary. The gratuitous use of large or uncommon words only exposes you
for what you are Nemmers......and uneducated, army-boy who can't play chess.
It kinda reminds me of that episode of Cheers when Sam Malone read War and
Peace just to impress Diane Chambers and her intellectual friends.



> "My mission is that of destruction and doom, and those who get in my
> way will be reduced to lifeless dust!"
>
> Oh, I can just picture you, in your rec-room out in suburbia, doing ...
> whatever it is that people whose mission is that of destruction and
> doom usually do, when they're not posting on usenet. Do you wear a
> special hat or something when you're doing that? Or a uniform? A
> name-tag that says "Hi! I'm Jason! My mission is that of destruction
> and doom!" Or are you really just a guy in Winnipeg?

You keep making references to Winnipeg as though it were some hick town. It
is a very modern city of 680,000 with very good, fast, reliable internet.
Alot of very famous and sucessful people are from Winnipeg, including Randy
Bachman and Burtin Cummings from The Guess Who.


Jason Repa (one man's troll.....another man's freedom fighter!)







   
Date: 21 Jul 2005 03:14:12
From: John DeMastri
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa" <gamer*remove*[email protected] > wrote in message
news:2hDDe.6068$5V4.5898@pd7tw3no...
>
> <snip>
>
> Alot of very famous and sucessful people are from Winnipeg, including
> Randy Bachman and Burtin Cummings from The Guess Who.

>
> <snip>
>

heh, heh....




 
Date: 20 Jul 2005 06:59:13
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!


Jason Repa wrote:

> No worries for Bauer. His slut wife Debbie can make that $100 in an hour
> lying on her back....literally!
>
> Or was it $5/hr she charges for her services? I can't remember.

Can't remember? Tertiary syphilis is so sad in one so young. I think
you're mistaking her for that toothless skank you were with in the
toilet at the mall.



  
Date: 20 Jul 2005 16:27:54
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Jason Repa wrote:
>
>> No worries for Bauer. His slut wife Debbie can make that $100 in an hour
>> lying on her back....literally!
>>
>> Or was it $5/hr she charges for her services? I can't remember.
>
> Can't remember? Tertiary syphilis is so sad in one so young. I think
> you're mistaking her for that toothless skank you were with in the
> toilet at the mall.
>

LOL! well Nemmers...you can't be all bad...you at least have a sense of
humor. BTW, that sknak i fucked in the mall washroom and two molars
remaining at the back, so I don't think it's fair to refer to her as
"toothless"




 
Date: 20 Jul 2005 06:53:13
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!


[email protected] wrote:
> Klem, you're a useless punkass troll that doesn't have a clue about
> chess, or anything else for that matter. All you do is hide behind your
> computer like the snivelling coward you are and tell lies and untruths.

And you're belabouring under the delusion, as your pathetic blog makes
abundantly clear, that you have an original thought in that greasy
mullet-covered head of yours. Imagine, a real prophet of doom living in
Winnipeg! Not at all hilariously banal! I have your blog on my hard
drive, you intellectual prepubescent, and your high school
pseudo-moodiness and cheeseball darkness-and-destruction crap is
hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the seriousness with which you seem
to take yourself.

By the way, are the puppies still gnawing at your ankles? Your use of
metaphor is very impressive. You should have been a poet.

> You shut the fuck up loser. If you were in front of me, I would
> personally shut you up....permanently!

I have no doubt about that. I've seen your picture. With a face like
that, you'd shut anyone up permanently.



  
Date: 20 Jul 2005 16:21:32
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Jason Repa-bot" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> [email protected] wrote:
>> Klem, you're a useless punkass troll that doesn't have a clue about
>> chess, or anything else for that matter. All you do is hide behind your
>> computer like the snivelling coward you are and tell lies and untruths.
>
> And you're belabouring under the delusion, as your pathetic blog makes
> abundantly clear, that you have an original thought in that greasy
> mullet-covered head of yours. Imagine, a real prophet of doom living in
> Winnipeg! Not at all hilariously banal! I have your blog on my hard
> drive, you intellectual prepubescent, and your high school
> pseudo-moodiness and cheeseball darkness-and-destruction crap is
> hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the seriousness with which you seem
> to take yourself.
>
> By the way, are the puppies still gnawing at your ankles? Your use of
> metaphor is very impressive. You should have been a poet.
>
>> You shut the fuck up loser. If you were in front of me, I would
>> personally shut you up....permanently!
>
> I have no doubt about that. I've seen your picture. With a face like
> that, you'd shut anyone up permanently.


LOL!

Thanks Nemmers, although unfortunately, I think my blog entries are a bit
over your head. My target reader is somone who is university educated with a
decent vocabulary. "The Bottom Feeder" would have you "alt", "tab" ing back
and forth to your online dictionary perhaps a dozen times. I doubt you were
able to understand very much. And there you go rating how attractive you
find certain men. If your not talking about my penis, and fantasizing about
it's dimensions, you're discussing my face. Sorry Nemmers, but i'm not gay.
Stick to having sex with other gay soldiers in the barracks shower. And
remember one thing Nemmers........DON'T ASK.....DON'T TELL!

Jason Repa (one man's troll....another man's freedom fighter)




   
Date: 20 Jul 2005 18:06:05
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
btw, my blog that Nemmers is referring to is:
http://takethechip.blogspot.com/




 
Date: 18 Jul 2005 13:38:16
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
I think inello has kidnapped Hanke, Bauer and Booz for her sexual
pleasure. They haven't posted for a while.

The real Sam Sloan



  
Date: 18 Jul 2005 20:43:49
From: Jason Repa
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!

"Sam Sloan" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I think inello has kidnapped Hanke, Bauer and Booz for her sexual
> pleasure. They haven't posted for a while.
>
> The real Sam Sloan
>


Well, I figure Bauer to be busy counting the pennies from his wife Debbie's
prostitution earnings. Not sure about the other two.

Jason Repa (one man's troll.....another man's freedom fighter!)




 
Date: 18 Jul 2005 13:35:44
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Klem, you're a useless punkass troll that doesn't have a clue about
chess, or anything else for that matter. All you do is hide behind your
computer like the snivelling coward you are and tell lies and untruths.

You shut the fuck up loser. If you were in front of me, I would
personally shut you up....permanently!

Jason Repa



  
Date: 18 Jul 2005 13:38:16
From: Tom Klem
Subject: Re: Randy Bauer has not posted since the Grudge Match !!!
Ich.



--
Tom Klem

"The Elephant in the Living Room of USCF politics, is unabated hatred and
bigotry."

<[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Klem, you're a useless punkass troll that doesn't have a clue about
> chess, or anything else for that matter. All you do is hide behind your
> computer like the snivelling coward you are and tell lies and untruths.
>
> You shut the fuck up loser. If you were in front of me, I would
> personally shut you up....permanently!
>
> Jason Repa
>




 
Date: 17 Jul 2005 23:45:15
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation


Sam Clone uttered:
> Loser!

I know you are! Nyah nyah! Kaka-face!



 
Date: 17 Jul 2005 15:38:14
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Loser!



 
Date: 17 Jul 2005 14:00:59
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation


Sam Sloan wrote:
> I get it daily. Do you? Stupid jackass loser!

I know where you get it. Does it still hurt?



 
Date: 17 Jul 2005 08:12:39
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
I get it daily. Do you? Stupid jackass loser!



 
Date: 16 Jul 2005 22:31:21
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation


Sam Sloan wrote:
> Of course it's me you stupid jackass.

Don't be a stupid jackass, you stupid jackass.

What a jackass.



 
Date: 16 Jul 2005 07:02:10
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Of course it's me you stupid jackass.



 
Date: 29 Jun 2005 20:33:20
From: chasmad
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Jason` wrote:
>
> Charles, don't blame your mother for selling her ass to pay the rent on the
> trailer. She had a rough upbringing as well.
>

Snappy rejoinder, Jason. You must be the King of the Short Bus.

> Jason

Charles
(don't burn yourself out thinking of these witty reks)



  
Date: 30 Jun 2005 04:40:51
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

"chasmad" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Jason` wrote:
>>
>> Charles, don't blame your mother for selling her ass to pay the rent on
>> the
>> trailer. She had a rough upbringing as well.
>>
>
> Snappy rejoinder, Jason. You must be the King of the Short Bus.
>
>> Jason
>
> Charles
> (don't burn yourself out thinking of these witty reks)
>


The truth hurts doesn't it Charlie boy! As for your quest to find out who
your real father is, I will give you a helpful hint.......I'ts most likely
one of your mommy's regular customers. I hope that narrows it down to double
digits.

Regards,

Jason (one man's freedom fighter, another man's troll)




 
Date: 29 Jun 2005 14:49:42
From: chasmad
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Jason` wrote:

> Could it be that you are without wit, charm, or intellect Charles....my
> fetal-alcohol friend?

Could be. Why don't you take off the clown suit and grow up, Slappy?

>
> Jason

Charles
(no charge for this advice)



  
Date: 29 Jun 2005 23:27:39
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

"chasmad" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Jason` wrote:
>
>> Could it be that you are without wit, charm, or intellect Charles....my
>> fetal-alcohol friend?
>
> Could be. Why don't you take off the clown suit and grow up, Slappy?
>
>>
>> Jason
>
> Charles
> (no charge for this advice)
>



Charles, don't blame your mother for selling her ass to pay the rent on the
trailer. She had a rough upbringing as well.

Jason




 
Date: 28 Jun 2005 21:53:46
From: chasmad
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Jason` wrote:
> "Sam Sloan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Ray Gordon is gay big time. That's why he hates women.
> >
>
> Why am I not surprised?!

Could it be because you are incapable of conscious thought?

Charles
(just a suggestion, obvious though it may be)



  
Date: 29 Jun 2005 05:45:08
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

"chasmad" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Jason` wrote:
>> "Sam Sloan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> > Ray Gordon is gay big time. That's why he hates women.
>> >
>>
>> Why am I not surprised?!
>
> Could it be because you are incapable of conscious thought?
>
> Charles
> (just a suggestion, obvious though it may be)


Could it be that you are without wit, charm, or intellect Charles....my
fetal-alcohol friend?

Jason






 
Date: 28 Jun 2005 21:33:56
From: SamSloan
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Daddy is busy converting bulldyke inello and her mistress. Leave
Daddy alone.

Sam Sloan



 
Date: 28 Jun 2005 11:20:22
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
That's why you must vote for me. I'm the only candidate against gays
and lesbians. If I'm elected, I promise to convert them. One night with
me and my 4 1/4 inch bazooka and inello will become a real woman
immediately. Vote for Sam Sloan, the real man!

Sam Sloan



  
Date: 28 Jun 2005 15:08:07
From: Sammy Sloan, Jr.
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
"Sam Sloan" <That's why you must vote for me. I'm the only candidate against
gays and lesbians. If I'm elected, I promise to convert them. One night with
me and my 4 1/4 inch bazooka and inello will become a real woman
immediately. Vote for Sam Sloan, the real man!
>

Daddy, please sign me up! I will vote for you! I have been taking lessons
with Larry Parr, and I think I can win the Teen Terregannu Tournament in
August. But I need $10. to pay for the Tournament Fee and I need clean
underwear.

Please send me money Daddy.

Thanks,

Sammy




 
Date: 27 Jun 2005 08:24:11
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Ray Gordon is gay big time. That's why he hates women.



  
Date: 27 Jun 2005 19:15:31
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

"Sam Sloan" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Ray Gordon is gay big time. That's why he hates women.
>

Why am I not surprised?!




   
Date: 27 Jun 2005 16:21:06
From: Crack Attack
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
"Jason`" < > Why am I not surprised?!
>
>
The USCF is chock full of fags and lesbians, that is why they elected
Beatriz as their Stalin-like Dictator-for-life. That is why all the faggots
on the Board kiss her ass (and the old dyke hag too).




 
Date: 26 Jun 2005 23:07:03
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation


Jason` wrote:
> I wouldn't want to sit across the table from a gay opponent. What if he has
> aids?

Nothing unless you are planning to have sex with your opponent
or sharing a needle with him or her. You don't get aids by
breathing the same air.



  
Date: 27 Jun 2005 09:47:25
From: Ray Gordon
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
>> I wouldn't want to sit across the table from a gay opponent. What if he
>> has
>> aids?

You mean like about three dozen of my opponents from the mid-1980s in
Washington Square Park had?

Livermore and Dwight alone could have infected thousands! (they didn't, and
both died too young).





  
Date: 27 Jun 2005 08:12:26
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

<[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Jason` wrote:
>> I wouldn't want to sit across the table from a gay opponent. What if he
>> has
>> aids?
>
> Nothing unless you are planning to have sex with your opponent
> or sharing a needle with him or her. You don't get aids by
> breathing the same air.


You don't know what you're talking about. There are cases on record where
hiv was contracted via spitting into the eye. Although this is relatively
unlikely, it is a very real risk.




 
Date: 27 Jun 2005 05:07:11
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
I wouldn't want to sit across the table from a gay opponent. What if he has
aids?



"Beatriz" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hello,
>
> I would like to hear from all of the Gay and Lesbian Chess players who
> would
> like to have a Gay Division of the U.S. Chess Federation, including a Gay
> Tournament to coincide with the Gay Parade in New York.
>
> I am working on signing a deal for a Gay & Lesbian Chess set which will
> include pieces made in the likeness of famous Gays and Lesbians who were
> fans of Chess!
>
> Please post and let everyone know Gay is OK! Be proud, Be Gay!
>
> Love and Kisses,
>
> Beatriz
>
>




 
Date: 23 Jun 2005 09:12:18
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

Beatriz wrote:
> Hello,
>
> I would like to hear from all of the Gay and Lesbian Chess players
> who would like to have a Gay Division of the U.S. Chess Federation,
> including a Gay Tournament to coincide with the Gay Parade in New York.

I'm a happy and carefree chess player so can I join? :-)



 
Date: 22 Jun 2005 09:28:45
From: StanB
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
This has got to be bogus. Another dirty trick from Don Schultz.


"Beatriz" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hello,
>
> I would like to hear from all of the Gay and Lesbian Chess players who
> would
> like to have a Gay Division of the U.S. Chess Federation, including a Gay
> Tournament to coincide with the Gay Parade in New York.
>
> I am working on signing a deal for a Gay & Lesbian Chess set which will
> include pieces made in the likeness of famous Gays and Lesbians who were
> fans of Chess!
>
> Please post and let everyone know Gay is OK! Be proud, Be Gay!
>
> Love and Kisses,
>
> Beatriz
>
>




 
Date: 21 Jun 2005 19:31:00
From: Matt Nemmers
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Bark! wrote:
> Na njuzima:[email protected],
> Jason Repa-bot <[email protected]> mukotrpnim radom izna=F0e ovu umotvori=
nu:
>
> > Hey, Bark! baby, where the hell have you been? I'm still waiting for
> > that beer you owe me! I told you, man, I've got those porno DVDs, I
> > can bring them round to your place any time, and we can have us some
> > fun, fun, fun!
> >
> > So don't be such a stranger!
>
> Hehe, we'll work sometin out, Jason.

Talking to himself now, I see.

But if I'm wrong.....<sigh >

Birds of a feather.....

Regards,

Matt



  
Date: 27 Jun 2005 05:45:01
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Everyone knows that is you Nemmers. You're as easy to profile as you are to
beat in chess. Interesting how you choose RGC to come out of the closet.
Don't ask, don't tell army boy....don't ask, don't tell.


"Matt Nemmers" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
Bark! wrote:
> Na njuzima:[email protected],
> Jason Repa-bot <[email protected]> mukotrpnim radom izna�e ovu umotvorinu:
>
> > Hey, Bark! baby, where the hell have you been? I'm still waiting for
> > that beer you owe me! I told you, man, I've got those porno DVDs, I
> > can bring them round to your place any time, and we can have us some
> > fun, fun, fun!
> >
> > So don't be such a stranger!
>
> Hehe, we'll work sometin out, Jason.

Talking to himself now, I see.

But if I'm wrong.....<sigh >

Birds of a feather.....

Regards,

Matt




 
Date: 21 Jun 2005 07:31:46
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Hey, Bark! baby, where the hell have you been? I'm still waiting for
that beer you owe me! I told you, man, I've got those porno DVDs, I can
bring them round to your place any time, and we can have us some fun,
fun, fun!

So don't be such a stranger!



  
Date: 27 Jun 2005 05:40:01
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Hi Nemmers!




   
Date: 16 Jul 2005 06:48:16
From: Jason Repa-bot
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
"Jason`" <[email protected] > wrote in message news:<RiMve.1809628$Xk.184655@pd7tw3no>...
> Hi Nemmers!

This isn't Nemmers, you stupid jackass. Nemmers couldn't be a Repabot
if he wanted to. Neither could you, you inbred half-wit Canuck. You'd
think after all the time you've wasted here over the years you'd have
picked up enough internet savvy to figure out that my ISP and
Nemmers's are a little different.

Just go stick your head up your ass again and quit trying to think,
Jason. You're not a thinker.


  
Date: 22 Jun 2005 03:46:36
From: Bark!
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Na njuzima:[email protected],
Jason Repa-bot <[email protected] > mukotrpnim radom izna�e ovu umotvorinu:

> Hey, Bark! baby, where the hell have you been? I'm still waiting for
> that beer you owe me! I told you, man, I've got those porno DVDs, I
> can bring them round to your place any time, and we can have us some
> fun, fun, fun!
>
> So don't be such a stranger!

Hehe, we'll work sometin out, Jason.




 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 22:16:41
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
So are you going to play 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 f6 3.Nxe5 fxe5?? Because I
really don't think 3.Nxe5 is the strongest move, but OTOH I'm tempted
to play to your weakness.



 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 21:55:01
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
But Sam, she knows how to make a lover happy, and you don't have the
slightest clue.



  
Date: 21 Jun 2005 01:21:27
From: Betty Chews On It
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
<[email protected] > But Sam, she knows how to make a lover happy, and
you don't have the slightest clue.
>

Your wife certainly has a clue. She became a switch-hitter after she spent a
night in the lap of the Goddess Beatriz. She learned Spanish overnight!
Chupa mi chocha! Besa mi culo! Tocame la teta!




 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 21:48:22
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Note that "Bill Brack" was recently used by another persona; check
Google groups.



 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 21:45:07
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Snakes? Here's a couple....

http://tinyurl.com/be9f3



 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 21:41:48
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Beatriz, you seemed to have changed your voice! Get the persona down.

The sad thing, Sam, is that I'm multitasking....imagine if I were
paying attention. (Fortunately for you, I'm no good at chess)



  
Date: 21 Jun 2005 01:11:02
From: Betty is Ready
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
<politikalhack > Beatriz, you seemed to have changed your voice! Get the
persona down.
>
> The sad thing, Sam, is that I'm multitasking....imagine if I were
> paying attention. (Fortunately for you, I'm no good at chess)
>

You are such an incredible idiot that even if you realized what a dumbass
you are, you would probably deny it.

Has it dawned on you yet that you are a total moron in addition to being a
Chess incompetent?

What are you good at? Certainly not sex. Your wife became a lesbian after
she met me. Two licks and she said that was longer than you ever lasted!




 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 21:23:33
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
"... certain groups like rec.pets.herp..." (politikalhack)
=============
Hey, that's a snake group! Are you a herper? Ya gotta hear some of
my snake catching stories someday, especially the one about my first
eastern diamondback rattlesnake capture.

Old Haasie



 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 20:02:06
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
FIrst, look at the various anonymous postings via Google groups

bellsouth tends to be the provider

certain groups like rec.pets.herp, alt.fans.howard-stern (doing this
from memory) are posted to first to create a signature (I grant this
may be a counterargument for a clever troll)

the typical Sloanian crossposting--ditto

references to USCF politics uncharacteristic of other trolls--ditto

and stylistic tics (I know a little bit about textual analysis--this is
harder to spoof)

Some of these posts were made a few minutes after one of my posts. So
the psn is following this argument closely.


Note further that Sloan *is* racist & homophobic.

But for a racist, homophobic, child-molesting convicted felon, he's not
as bad as you'd think.



  
Date: 22 Jun 2005 00:16:00
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
On 20 Jun 2005 20:02:06 -0700, "[email protected]"
<[email protected] > wrote:

>Note further that Sloan *is* racist & homophobic.

On what basis do you make this statement? I am neither a racist nor a
homophobic and I have a long record to prove both.

As far as being a racist is concerned, I do not believe that there
even is such a thing as race. I was one of the earliest proponents of
the now well established theory that all people alive today are
descended from a common origin less than 100,000 years ago. Racists
usually believe that white men are descended from Neanderthals and do
not have a common origin with Blacks.

I wrote the book, "The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson", which
proved that Thomas Jefferson fathered children with several of his
slaves (not only Sally) and many of their offspring are prominent
persons in America today. I have a theory that one of the posters here
is one of them.

As far as being homophobic is concerned, I was the President of The
Sexual Freedom League which championed equal rights for gays and
lesbians. I was a gay-rights activist years before the Gay Rights
movement even started.

Nobody can equal my record of being in favor of equal rights for all
races and for gays and lesbians.

Sam Sloan




   
Date: 21 Jun 2005 23:47:34
From: Angelo DePalma
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Tell me it's not Eric k!

"Sam Sloan" <[email protected] > wrote

> I wrote the book, "The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson", which
> proved that Thomas Jefferson fathered children with several of his
> slaves (not only Sally) and many of their offspring are prominent
> persons in America today. I have a theory that one of the posters here
> is one of them.




 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 19:54:54
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Fair enough; if I gather evidence, would you be so kind as to examine
it?



 
Date: 21 Jun 2005 02:52:02
From: Randy Bauer
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

"Beatriz" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hello,
>
> I would like to hear from all of the Gay and Lesbian Chess players who
> would
> like to have a Gay Division of the U.S. Chess Federation, including a Gay
> Tournament to coincide with the Gay Parade in New York.
>
> I am working on signing a deal for a Gay & Lesbian Chess set which will
> include pieces made in the likeness of famous Gays and Lesbians who were
> fans of Chess!
>
> Please post and let everyone know Gay is OK! Be proud, Be Gay!
>
> Love and Kisses,
>
> Beatriz

Everybody should know by now that this "BellSouth" poster is an fraud. He
is not Beatriz inello, and he contributes absolutely zero net worth to
this group.

Homophobia is sad! So is breeding distrust and suggesting nothing but the
worst about people. There is too much of that here.

Chess should be above this sort of thing. If the FIDE motto, that we are
all one people, is to really, truly mean something, we have to get beyond
this sort of garbage.

Randy Bauer





  
Date: 27 Jun 2005 05:47:48
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Is Debbie still screwing around on you Randy boy?




  
Date: 21 Jun 2005 00:51:06
From: Beatriz
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
"Randy Bauer" < > Homophobia is sad! So is breeding distrust and suggesting
nothing but the worst about people. >

You folks are so ass-backwards! The only homophobia which has been posted is
by you and a couple of your pals who seem to think that discussing
homosexuality IS homophobia! You are so ignorant that any Out Lesbian like
myself can only wonder if you are not a throwback to the 19th Century.

Get a grip, Chess can have a Gay and Lesbian Federation, why not? There are
Gay and Lesbian clubs of every kind on every College Campus in the USA and
Europe. So why can't there be a Chess Club for the Gay and Lesbian members
of the USCF? Especially now?

Be Proud! Be Gay! Join the USCF and ask for a Gay & Lesbian Division.




 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 19:50:32
From:
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Having been accused of things I am not guilty of, I am not going to
point fingers at others without knowing i am correct.



 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 19:27:55
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Don, the first time we met was the US Junior Open in 1967. I was nine
years old; you had to continually ask me to keep quiet. Plus ca change
.... ;-)

I accept your word as a gentleman on the matter of Beatriz's personal
life, Don.

We don't do lie detector tests, because that's not the way to build
relationships, is it?

You have forthrightly answered my first two questions but dodged the
third. I put the third question to you, and I put it to all the other
board members & candidates as well, in the interests of fairness:

3 [...D]o [y'all] accept my working hypothesis that the anonymous
bellsouth posts--many of which were filled with racism and
homophobia--made over the last two weeks were *more likely than not*
made by Sam Sloan? [...]



  
Date: 21 Jun 2005 02:58:26
From: Randy Bauer
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

<[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Don, the first time we met was the US Junior Open in 1967. I was nine
> years old; you had to continually ask me to keep quiet. Plus ca change
> .... ;-)
>
> I accept your word as a gentleman on the matter of Beatriz's personal
> life, Don.
>
> We don't do lie detector tests, because that's not the way to build
> relationships, is it?
>
> You have forthrightly answered my first two questions but dodged the
> third. I put the third question to you, and I put it to all the other
> board members & candidates as well, in the interests of fairness:
>
> 3 [...D]o [y'all] accept my working hypothesis that the anonymous
> bellsouth posts--many of which were filled with racism and
> homophobia--made over the last two weeks were *more likely than not*
> made by Sam Sloan? [...]

Bill,

I'm not as Internet astute as others on this newsgroup. It is my
undestanding that you can gather enough information from the headers of a
message to have a reasonably good idea of where it came from. I'm not able
to do this sort of analysis, but if you have some proof in this area, I
would be happy to consider it.

There is very little on which Sloan and I agree. Of late, he has taken to
making some clearly false charges about my chess playing career, but of more
importance, he has made much more damaging and much more false claims about
Board members Beatriz inello and Tim Hanke, both of whom I respect and
thank for their service. He is a negative, cancerous force in the USCF.

Randy Bauer




   
Date: 27 Jun 2005 05:18:50
From: Jason`
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Bauer, nobody has a shred of respect for you. You are a known liar,
slanderer, parasite fool. YOU are a cancer to the uscf, and to the planet.




   
Date: 21 Jun 2005 00:46:41
From: Beatriz
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
"Randy Bauer" <he has made much more damaging and much more false claims
about Board members Beatriz inello and Tim Hanke, both of whom I respect
and thank for their service. He is a negative, cancerous force in the USCF.
>

And what are you? A positive parasitic lesion? BTW, what is negative that
Sam has said about Tim? That he has disappeared and not joined the ines
like he said he would? Isn't that a fact?

And if Sam found out about my lesbian sexual orientation, isn't that a fact
also? Should poor Sam be castigated for being honest? I guess what is funny
about the USCF is how everyone tries to be dishonest for the good of the
USCF.

Seems like a case of the Emperor not wearing any clothes. Too bad you folks
are so gutless. BTW, I really am a lesbian, and that is funny because as an
Out Lesbian I totally disrespect closet gays and lesbians who try to lie
their way to success.

Honesty. Something the USCF could use a lot of.




  
Date: 20 Jun 2005 19:50:00
From: Mike Murray
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
On 20 Jun 2005 19:27:55 -0700, "[email protected]"
<[email protected] > wrote:

>3 [...D]o [y'all] accept my working hypothesis that the anonymous
>bellsouth posts--many of which were filled with racism and
>homophobia--made over the last two weeks were *more likely than not*
>made by Sam Sloan? [...]

What's the evidence behind your working hypothesis? His writing
style, for example? Or has he tended to use Bell South in the past?



 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 19:24:46
From: Matt Nemmers
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
[email protected] wrote:
> Why are you directing that question to me and no one else?
>
> Anyone who knows me, knows I'm no racist or tolerate homophobia.

You know that'ss sso falsse, Don. I TOTALLY assked you out at that one
USS Open and you totally disssed me. Ssaid you'd "call" and never did.

If you're cheating on me I'll sscratch you eyess out, bitch.

Regardss,

Matthew



 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 19:19:46
From:
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Why are you directing that question to me and no one else?

Anyone who knows me, knows I'm no racist or tolerate homophobia. I have
always been that way, way before it was popular. I was naive and never
understood how bad racism is. The first time I realized it was after I
was hired by IBM after College and made a business trip to Newport
News, Virginia. Right in the airport were rest rooms - one ked "Men"
and next to it the other ked "Colored". I was shocked. I went to the
one ked colred and looked in. I am no racist and I never forgot that
day. How dare you single me out with those questions.

Whoever sent that posting making believe it was Beatriz is an awful
person. I feel for her. She hates me because she believes I told Sam
Sloan about her and her friend. I did not! Maybe it is people like you,
singling out me with questions like that that have led her to that
conclusion.

What will I do? I will make a condition to Joel Channing's $1,000
challenge to Stan Booz. The condition is that in that proposed lie
detector test I will be be asked two additional questions covering the
area did I tell Sam Sloan about Beatriz and do I leak things to Sam
Sloan and Larry Parr. I didn't and I don't. You see that in spite of
how Beatriz feels towards me, I like her though I disagree with most of
her recent business decisions.I feel for her and the pressure she is
under.

Don Schultz



  
Date: 21 Jun 2005 00:40:35
From: Beatriz
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
<chessdon@She hates me because she believes I told Sam
> Sloan about her and her friend. I did not! Maybe it is people like you,
> singling out me with questions like that that have led her to that
> conclusion.
>

Everyone knows that after you have a couple of drinks, you talk shit about
me. It is really sad to see so much anti-lesbian feeling here. Even the
people that think that they are pro-gay are major losers, like that Bill
Brack guy. With friends like him, the Gay movement is doomed. I keep telling
Bill, please help the Gay & Lesbian movement by becoming a homophobe, but he
just doesn't seem to realize what a douchebag he is.

So Don, don't feel bad that you let the truth slip out about me and my
lesbian tendencies. Just because I have lived as a lesbian my whole life,
and actively am engaged in a same-sex relationship, I should still have been
able to hide the truth from everyone.

I guess it should not bother me, but I do hate you Don. You ruined it for
me. My Mom and Dad thought I was straight, and I kept showing them photos of
Larry Parr and they thought he was my boyfriend. But like a house of cards,
it all came tumbling down the night you had a couple of beers with Sam Sloan
and he pried the truth out of you.

I hate you Don. I hate you for knowing the truth about me. I hate you for
telling everyone. Don't be surprised when your Chess Rating drops 250 points
in the next issue of Chess Life.




   
Date: 22 Jun 2005 10:06:56
From: StanB
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
I'm betting it is Paul Troung.


"Beatriz" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> <chessdon@She hates me because she believes I told Sam
>> Sloan about her and her friend. I did not! Maybe it is people like you,
>> singling out me with questions like that that have led her to that
>> conclusion.
>>
>
> Everyone knows that after you have a couple of drinks, you talk shit about
> me. It is really sad to see so much anti-lesbian feeling here. Even the
> people that think that they are pro-gay are major losers, like that Bill
> Brack guy. With friends like him, the Gay movement is doomed. I keep
> telling
> Bill, please help the Gay & Lesbian movement by becoming a homophobe, but
> he
> just doesn't seem to realize what a douchebag he is.
>
> So Don, don't feel bad that you let the truth slip out about me and my
> lesbian tendencies. Just because I have lived as a lesbian my whole life,
> and actively am engaged in a same-sex relationship, I should still have
> been
> able to hide the truth from everyone.
>
> I guess it should not bother me, but I do hate you Don. You ruined it for
> me. My Mom and Dad thought I was straight, and I kept showing them photos
> of
> Larry Parr and they thought he was my boyfriend. But like a house of
> cards,
> it all came tumbling down the night you had a couple of beers with Sam
> Sloan
> and he pried the truth out of you.
>
> I hate you Don. I hate you for knowing the truth about me. I hate you for
> telling everyone. Don't be surprised when your Chess Rating drops 250
> points
> in the next issue of Chess Life.
>
>




 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 19:13:25
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Interesting that posters who are racists and homophobes tend not to
like Beatriz, and tend not to like me.

Comments, Sam?



  
Date: 21 Jun 2005 00:29:21
From: Beatriz
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
<politikalhack@ > Interesting that posters who are racists and homophobes
tend not to like Beatriz, and tend not to like me.
>

A lot of people don't like assholes.

If you made a list of all the people that do not like you, it would probably
include Chinese, Japanese, Jews, Africans, Catholic Priests, Muslims,
Homosexuals, Asexuals, and lots of every kind of person on earth.

If you ever visited Eastern Europe or Australia you would probably find many
more people who would not like you.

Anywhere on earth that you go, you will find lots of people that do not like
assholes like you.




 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 18:31:40
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
These posts are likely made by Sam Sloan under more of his bellsouth
handles; the racism and homophobia are characteristic:

Questions for chessdon:

1. Don Schultz, does racism have a place in USCF?

2. Don Schultz, does homophobia have a place in USCF?

3. Don Schultz, do you accept my working hypothesis that the anonymous
bellsouth posts--many of which were filled with racism and
homophobia--made over the last two weeks were *more likely than not*
made by Sam Sloan? (Personal attacks on me are fine, considering the
context :-) )

4. What do you, Don Schultz, intend to do as a result? I'm not talking
about ethics hearings or silly stuff like that; I'm talking about
actions that have consequences on a personal level.



 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 18:29:16
From: Matt Nemmers
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Bark! wrote:
>
> Fuck you, gay moron. Soon we'll have Niger Division and White Division.
> Don't disrespect chess like this.

What might the Niger Division be, exactly? Would that be similar to
the Chad Division? Or perhaps the Egypt Division? I'm curious. Seems
like Africa is already well represented. But them, I'm no expert. But
Jerry Bibuld would know.

Regards,

Matt



 
Date: 21 Jun 2005 03:13:03
From: Bark!
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Na njuzima:[email protected],
Beatriz <[email protected] > mukotrpnim radom izna�e ovu umotvorinu:

> Hello,
>
> I would like to hear from all of the Gay and Lesbian Chess players
> who would like to have a Gay Division of the U.S. Chess Federation,
> including a Gay Tournament to coincide with the Gay Parade in New
> York.
>
> I am working on signing a deal for a Gay & Lesbian Chess set which
> will include pieces made in the likeness of famous Gays and Lesbians
> who were fans of Chess!
>
> Please post and let everyone know Gay is OK! Be proud, Be Gay!
>
> Love and Kisses,
>
> Beatriz

Fuck you, gay moron. Soon we'll have Niger Division and White Division.
Don't disrespect chess like this.




  
Date: 20 Jun 2005 20:33:07
From: ian burton
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation

"Bark!" <[email protected] > wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Na njuzima:[email protected],
> Beatriz <[email protected]> mukotrpnim radom izna�e ovu umotvorinu:
>
> > Hello,
> >
> > I would like to hear from all of the Gay and Lesbian Chess players
> > who would like to have a Gay Division of the U.S. Chess Federation,
> > including a Gay Tournament to coincide with the Gay Parade in New
> > York.
> >
> > I am working on signing a deal for a Gay & Lesbian Chess set which
> > will include pieces made in the likeness of famous Gays and Lesbians
> > who were fans of Chess!
> >
> > Please post and let everyone know Gay is OK! Be proud, Be Gay!
> >
> > Love and Kisses,
> >
> > Beatriz
>
> Fuck you, gay moron. Soon we'll have Niger Division and White Division.
> Don't disrespect chess like this.

Don't let the troll get to you.
--
Ian Burton
[Please Reply to Newsgroup]




 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 17:42:36
From: Duncan Oxley
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
FYI: this is NOT Beatriz inello.

Duncan




  
Date: 21 Jun 2005 02:05:20
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 17:42:36 -0700, "Duncan Oxley" <no@thanks > wrote:

>FYI: this is NOT Beatriz inello.
>
>Duncan

I agree. I think this is the same person who posted the fake Beatriz
messages several months ago.

Sam Sloan


 
Date: 20 Jun 2005 17:26:36
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Gay Chess Federation
Some people unite; Larry and (here) anonymous Sam divide.

Shun them.