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Date: 03 Mar 2008 10:40:13
From: Sanny
Subject: God Vs Rybka Challenge Story
Imagine God comes to Earth and we asked him to play Chess.

God said : What is Chess?

Humans: Chess is a game of Kings.

God: I am not a King I am bigger than a King so why should I play game
of Kings. I would like to play game of Gods.

Humans: Please learn this game if you find it interesting then play.

God: I will play with best players

Human: Fisher is no more you can play with him in the Heavens.

God: Ok let me goto Heaven and meet Fisher.

Fisher (in Heaven) : Welcome God I am very unhppy in the Heaven.

God: Why you do not like the Heaven and look now I have made you So
young as you were in your 16.

Fisher: I was world Champion in Chess on Earth, But no one knows Chess
in Heaven with whom Should I play?

God: Ok teach me Chess

Fisher: I will show you how it plays. Bring Rybka for me

God: Ok here is the Computer and Rybka.

Fisher: There are many Openings in Chess: e4, d4, ...

God: OK

Fisher : ...... Teaches all chess Rules.

Fisher: will you play with me with 40 Moves in an hour..

God: No, I will play with Rybka as it plays even better than you.

Fisher: Ok make your First Move against Rybka, I am controlling the
Computer.

God: Make any of them Say h3

Fisher: Oh its not a opening

God: I see a Mate in 100 with h3.Just Play it.

God beat Rybka with 1.h3 as White. and wins against Rybka with Mate in
100.

God: Ok I will take Black pieces

Fisher: Ok Here is my move 1. d4

God: Play any move again with Black I see Mate in 100.

Fisher said no there is one move where you loose Queen. I will play
that move.

God: Ok play it

God: again found a Mate in 100 after Queen lost.

Fisher: Ok Lets Rybka play with you without a Queen.

God: Ok again mate in 100.

God win without taking Queen against Rybka.

Then Removed Queen+ 2 Rooks Still win against Rybka.

Then Removed Queen+ 2 Rooks + 2 Bishops Still win against Rybka

God Gave 10 extra Queens to Rybka Still Rybka could not win.

So God keep winning with Fisher/. God is too busy playing Chess with
Fisher So there is no chance he will come back any time soon.

May be in 1000 years God comes to Earth to play Chess with GetClub.
But by then I will be sleeping in some Grave, Or may be meet Fisher in
Heaven.

Hows this Story? do you like it?

Bye
Sanny

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html









 
Date: 04 Mar 2008 00:51:29
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: God Vs Rybka Challenge Story
On 4, 12:54=A0am, SBD <[email protected] > wrote:
> Sanny by third grade he doesn't mean third class but a teach of
> student about the age of 9.

Oh now I understand I was thinking 3rd Class. Like we have in Trains &
Planes - > Business Class, Executive Class, Economic Class .... By 3rd
Grade he mean teaching students of Class 3 of age 9.


>
> Personally the story reminds one of the type of gibberish one spouts
> when incredibly high on drugs..)I keep thinking about one of those

Yes, you are correct I was ill yesterday and was taking a few
medicines may be those drugs in my mind made this story.

Drugs are a Nasty Thing. you should never take them. But what can be
done if docter gives them to treat your illness.

Bye
Sanny

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html


 
Date: 03 Mar 2008 15:24:08
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: God Vs Rybka Challenge Story

> Hows this Story? do you like it?

I actually quite like it and given that your native language is not
English, we should not be overly critical of the writing.

Of course, G-d will not come back in 1000 years to play GetClub,
because GetClub IS G-d and G-d IS GetClub.


 
Date: 03 Mar 2008 23:08:09
From: David Richerby
Subject: Re: God Vs Rybka Challenge Story
Sanny <[email protected] > wrote:
> Imagine God comes to Earth and we asked him to play Chess.
>
> God said : What is Chess?
>
> Humans: Chess is a game of Kings.

I think you mean

Humans: Dude, you're supposed to be omniscient.

God: Oh yes. I forgot.


Dave.

--
David Richerby Old-Fashioned Clock (TM): it's like
www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~davidr/ a clock but it's perfect for your
grandparents!


 
Date: 03 Mar 2008 11:54:20
From: SBD
Subject: Re: God Vs Rybka Challenge Story
Sanny by third grade he doesn't mean third class but a teach of
student about the age of 9.

Personally the story reminds one of the type of gibberish one spouts
when incredibly high on drugs..)I keep thinking about one of those
"nerd's " movies where the guy goes, when stoned out of his mind,
"What if dog were spelled C=A=T?). I guess you will never play in FIDE,


 
Date: 03 Mar 2008 11:24:44
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: God Vs Rybka Challenge Story
> > Hows this Story? do you like it?
>
> =A0 It might get a "C+" from a lenient 3rd-grade teacher, but that's
> about the most you could expect.- Hide quoted text -
>
I am happy, I passed the Exam.

Thankyou

>>> lenient 3rd-grade teacher.

Never call a teacher 3rd Grade As All teachers are just like God for
the student as they teach you everything. Without them you cannot
learn anything.

If they would have not taught me "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" I could
never have written a story. Or be able to chat with people.

All teachers are great as they teach Children and make a better
Society. And fill their students with more knowledge. We should never
Call any teacher a 3rd Grade

Yes a few teachers use sticks to beat their Students. That is very
bad. I know of a teacher who used to beat everyone in my class with a
large scale. She used to slap and beat students till they start
crying. I was very happy when I passed to next class as I get Rid of
that beating teacher.

Bye
Sanny



 
Date: 03 Mar 2008 11:11:03
From:
Subject: Re: God Vs Rybka Challenge Story
On 3, 1:40=A0pm, Sanny <[email protected] > wrote:
> Imagine God comes to Earth and we asked him to play Chess.
>
> God said : What is Chess?
>
> Humans: Chess is a game of Kings.
>
> God: I am not a King I am bigger than a King so why should I play game
> of Kings. I would like to play game of Gods.
>
> Humans: Please learn this game if you find it interesting then play.
>
> God: I will play with best players
>
> Human: Fisher is no more you can play with him in the Heavens.
>
> God: Ok let me goto Heaven and meet Fisher.
>
> Fisher (in Heaven) : Welcome God I am very unhppy in the Heaven.
>
> God: Why you do not like the Heaven and look now I have made you So
> young as you were in your 16.
>
> Fisher: I was world Champion in Chess on Earth, But no one knows Chess
> in Heaven with whom Should I play?
>
> God: Ok teach me Chess
>
> Fisher: I will show you how it plays. Bring Rybka for me
>
> God: Ok here is the Computer and Rybka.
>
> Fisher: There are many Openings in Chess: e4, d4, ...
>
> God: OK
>
> Fisher : ...... Teaches all chess Rules.
>
> Fisher: will you play with me with 40 Moves in an hour..
>
> God: No, I will play with Rybka as it plays even better than you.
>
> Fisher: Ok make your First Move against Rybka, I am controlling the
> Computer.
>
> God: Make any of them Say h3
>
> Fisher: Oh its not a opening
>
> God: I see a Mate in 100 with h3.Just Play it.
>
> God beat Rybka with 1.h3 as White. and wins against Rybka with Mate in
> 100.
>
> God: Ok I will take Black pieces
>
> Fisher: Ok Here is my move 1. d4
>
> God: Play any move again with Black I see Mate in 100.
>
> Fisher said no there is one move where you loose Queen. I will play
> that move.
>
> God: Ok play it
>
> God: again found a Mate in 100 after Queen lost.
>
> Fisher: =A0 Ok Lets Rybka play with you =A0without a Queen.
>
> God: Ok again mate in 100.
>
> God win without taking Queen against Rybka.
>
> Then Removed Queen+ 2 Rooks Still win against Rybka.
>
> Then Removed Queen+ 2 Rooks + 2 Bishops Still win against Rybka
>
> God Gave 10 extra Queens to Rybka Still Rybka could not win.
>
> So God keep winning with Fisher/. God is too busy playing Chess with
> Fisher So there is no chance he will come back any time soon.
>
> May be in 1000 years God comes to Earth to play Chess with GetClub.
> But by then I will be sleeping in some Grave, Or may be meet Fisher in
> Heaven.
>
>
> Hows this Story? do you like it?

It might get a "C+" from a lenient 3rd-grade teacher, but that's
about the most you could expect.