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Date: 26 Feb 2008 20:01:42
From: The tired of GetClub club
Subject: We Are Your All GetClub All The Time Newsgroup!!! GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub!
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We are your all GetClub, all the time newsgroup!!! We have it all! Posts about GetClub bugs fixed! Posts about new GetClub bugs! Posts about GetClub being better than various programs! Posts about the various programs being better after all! Posts with inflated GetClub ratings! Posts asking to analyse GetClub's games! Posts suggesting GetClub as an answer to someone enquiring about which handheld to buy! Posts telling GetClub's owner the same *!@#$%! things that he has been told a hundred times! Posts about who is doing well on GetClub! Morons who keep responding to GetClub spam! NO Posts about any other online chess website! They all suck! All crossposted to hell and back! Yes, We are your all GetClub all the time newsgroup!!! ######################################################## THE GETCLUB SKIT Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "GetClub" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag. Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and GetClub; egg bacon and GetClub; egg bacon sausage and GetClub; GetClub bacon sausage and GetClub; GetClub egg GetClub GetClub bacon and GetClub; GetClub sausage GetClub GetClub bacon GetClub tomato and GetClub; Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub... Waitress: ...GetClub GetClub GetClub egg and GetClub; GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub baked beans GetClub GetClub GetClub... Vikings: GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and GetClub. Wife: Have you got anything without GetClub? Waitress: Well, there's GetClub egg sausage and GetClub, that's not got much GetClub in it. Wife: I don't want ANY GetClub! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon GetClub and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got GetClub in it! Man: Hasn't got as much GetClub in it as GetClub egg sausage and GetClub, has it? Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon GetClub and sausage without the GetClub then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like GetClub! Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon GetClub and sausage without the GetClub. Wife: I don't like GetClub! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your GetClub. I love it. I'm having GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub beaked beans GetClub GetClub GetClub and GetClub! Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her GetClub instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub! GetClub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClub GetClu-u-u-u-u-b GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub! ...I hope This Helps.
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 03:48:08
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: We Are Your All GetClub All The Time Newsgroup!!! GetClub GetClub
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GetClub was improved a lot today. I am so happy to read so much about GetClub. GetClub has done a great Job. All those who used to beat it are not beaten by GetClub. Help Bot is facing difficulty in winning against GetClub. Now Master Level plays as good as Rybka. Rybka is Worlds Best Program. Yesterday GetClub Normal Level beat Ivan which is Rated 1700/1800. Which are the worlds best Programs. 1. Rybka 2. Fritz 3. Crafty 4. Chess Master. I would like you to test them against GetClub let me know the correct rating of Beginner, Easy & Normal Levels. As GetClub was again improved by 10% I think the new rating for each level would ber Beginner: 1800 Easy: 1900 Normal: 2000 Master 2100 Bye Sanny
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Date: 28 Feb 2008 11:24:27
From:
Subject: Re: GetClub -- Not Messiah, but Massuh!
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On Feb 28, 1:18=A0pm, Sanny <[email protected] > wrote: > I found real viking people enjoying their Life > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DSznNuksn5fY > > These were dancing and enjoying Just like the Viking in the above > story. They were not speaking english so I do not know when they were > saying but they were in good mood. Sanny, you do not not know what people are saying even when they do speak English. And these people's family name, Massuh, has nothing to do with the kind of "massuh" I referred to.
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Date: 28 Feb 2008 10:18:44
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: GetClub -- Not Messiah, but Massuh!
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I found real viking people enjoying their Life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SznNuksn5fY These were dancing and enjoying Just like the Viking in the above story. They were not speaking english so I do not know when they were saying but they were in good mood. Bye Sanny
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Date: 28 Feb 2008 09:57:26
From:
Subject: GetClub -- Not Messiah, but Massuh!
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On Feb 27, 11:14=A0am, Sanny <[email protected] > wrote: > > GetClub Says. > > 1. Computers will rule the world > 2. Computers hate Man because they are Not as intelligent as it. > > Computer will make all Humans their > slaves. Here's Sanny's vision of the future: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DBgGLjNMEVR4
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 08:14:58
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah?
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> =A0 Sanny, you are far too modest. I can tell you that GetClub is > performing far beyond even your strongest claims. Over here, it has in > fact gained a status like that of an avatar or messiah. At a large > public gathering, GetClub preached to thousands, then fed the > multitude, miraculously producing thousands of Filet-o-Fish sandwiches > to eat. =A0A man who had lost both his legs in an accident was healed by > GetClub -- not only were his two original legs restored, but he was > given a third one as a spare. GetClub was seen walking on Lake > Champlain; skeptics say this was possible because the lake is frozen, > but we True Believers know better. Dozens of cases where GetClub has > enabled the lame to see, the deaf to walk, the blind to hear, have > been documented. Yes that true that what GetClub preaches on its side. GetClub Says. 1. Computers will rule the world 2. Computers hate Man because they are Not as intelligent as it. GetClub is playing much better than 90% of Human which shows slowly Computers will become more creative than Human Beings. All descisions will be made by Computers And then Computer will make all Humans their slaves. Computers will get all the Weapons of the world and make all Humans their Slaves. And may be keep all Humans in a Zoo just like we have put Lion/ Tigers in Zoos. So GetClub is just giving a signal that Human Beware a Superior Animal (Computer) has borned which is more intelligent than human beings. If GetClub is played on a Super Computer todays petaflop I am sure it will beat Anand/ Kasparov and other great players in 10/ 10 Games. > =A0 GetClub's true peers are not the likes of Fritz and Rybka. No, > GetClub's true place is with Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Krishna, and Elvis > Presley.- Hide quoted text - Those were just Myth but GetClub is Real Bye Sanny
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 07:51:42
From: help bot
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah?
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On Feb 27, 10:00 am, [email protected] wrote: > GetClub's true peers are not the likes of Fritz and Rybka. No, > GetClub's true place is with Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Krishna, and Elvis > Presley. Ouch-- that hurt. Including the last name is a nasty insult, for it implies we would not know of whom you speak otherwise. With all those other guys (and Madonna and Cher and Raffi) we don't need a last name; they are icons. Common-- there is only one Elvis, only one Rybka, only one Sanny. BTW, the program has been "improved" by another 10% today. Can Rybka say as much? Can Fritz? No, because they do not have what it takes to improve by leaps and bounds every single day. There is one and *only* one chess program which can improve that much, day after day, year after year, and we all know what it is: GetClub! -- hep blot
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 07:00:35
From:
Subject: GetClub -- The Messiah?
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On Feb 27, 6:48=A0am, Sanny <[email protected] > wrote: > GetClub was improved a lot today. I am so happy to read so much about > GetClub. GetClub has done a great Job. > > All those who used to beat it are not beaten by GetClub. > > Help Bot is facing difficulty in winning against GetClub. Now Master > Level plays as good as Rybka. > > Rybka is Worlds Best Program. > > Yesterday GetClub Normal Level beat Ivan which is Rated 1700/1800. > > Which are the worlds best Programs. > > 1. Rybka > 2. Fritz > 3. Crafty > 4. Chess Master. > > I would like you to test them against GetClub let me know the correct > rating of Beginner, Easy & Normal Levels. > > As GetClub was again improved by 10% I think the new rating for each > level would ber > > Beginner: 1800 > Easy: 1900 > Normal: 2000 > Master 2100 Sanny, you are far too modest. I can tell you that GetClub is performing far beyond even your strongest claims. Over here, it has in fact gained a status like that of an avatar or messiah. At a large public gathering, GetClub preached to thousands, then fed the multitude, miraculously producing thousands of Filet-o-Fish sandwiches to eat. A man who had lost both his legs in an accident was healed by GetClub -- not only were his two original legs restored, but he was given a third one as a spare. GetClub was seen walking on Lake Champlain; skeptics say this was possible because the lake is frozen, but we True Believers know better. Dozens of cases where GetClub has enabled the lame to see, the deaf to walk, the blind to hear, have been documented. GetClub's true peers are not the likes of Fritz and Rybka. No, GetClub's true place is with Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Krishna, and Elvis Presley.
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Date: 28 Feb 2008 09:16:28
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah? GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub
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On Feb 28, 10:00=A0pm, help bot <[email protected] > wrote: > On Feb 28, 11:04 am, Sanny <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > =A0 What a game! =A0What a crushing victory forGetClub. =A0Now, I'm go= ing back to playing the > > > Queen's pawn stuff-- no more carrots. > > > What do you mean by "Queen's pawn stuff" > > =A0 Well, I seemed to be unable to handle the > GetClub program in the Petroff (1. e4 e5, > 2. Nf3 Nf6). =A0But I feel more at home in > Queen pawn games, as in the Queen's > Gambit (1. d4 d5, =A02. c4) or the many > games where I play some combination > of the following moves: Nf3, d4, g3, Bg2. > > > You lost only 1/ 10 games played against Beginner. > > =A0 That is one too many! =A0I was "that close" > to surpassing the rating of "nomorechess"! > Every time I get above 1400, I have played > all night long and so I crumble like a peanut > butter cookie. > > > =A0Play with Easy > > Level I think then that will be a equal Match. With Easy you will win > > 5/10 Games and loose 5/10 Games against easy Level.. > > =A0 If that were true, my GC rating would be > only 800. =A0In fact, I am still several hundred > points higher than each of your levels; just > lucky I guess... . > > > With Normal you will loose 8/10 Games > > =A0 So I would be rated 300? > > =A0 Even Rob Mitchell and nearly-IMnes are > higher than that. =A0Wake up and smell the > coffee! =A0I am too good for your program to > handle; my endgame alone is around a > thousand rating points stronger than GC's > (that's right, it's about 800 and I am nearly > 1800). > > =A0 But sometimes the program is too strong > for me tactically, sort of like Fritz. > *Sometimes*. > > =A0 -- help bot The GetClub Levels Rating is just Opposite of their Strength. Because Zebediah punched Master and Normal Levels down to 400 Rating, Beginner Level gets higher rating by beating all new players. But one thing good about GetClub Rating system is if you have 2000 higher rating and you lost to that level the Rating will go down by 40 points and weak player will get +40 rating. So You lost 40 Rating Points against Beginner. If you loose 5 games against Master its rating will increase by 200 points. But now no one is playing against Master & Normal Levels So their rating remain low. And those who play agains Normal / Master use Fritz/ Rybka So again it remains in low rating. Bye Sanny Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html
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Date: 28 Feb 2008 09:00:57
From: help bot
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah? GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub
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On Feb 28, 11:04 am, Sanny <[email protected] > wrote: > > What a game! What a crushing victory forGetClub. Now, I'm going back to playing the > > Queen's pawn stuff-- no more carrots. > > What do you mean by "Queen's pawn stuff" Well, I seemed to be unable to handle the GetClub program in the Petroff (1. e4 e5, 2. Nf3 Nf6). But I feel more at home in Queen pawn games, as in the Queen's Gambit (1. d4 d5, 2. c4) or the many games where I play some combination of the following moves: Nf3, d4, g3, Bg2. > You lost only 1/ 10 games played against Beginner. That is one too many! I was "that close" to surpassing the rating of "nomorechess"! Every time I get above 1400, I have played all night long and so I crumble like a peanut butter cookie. > Play with Easy > Level I think then that will be a equal Match. With Easy you will win > 5/10 Games and loose 5/10 Games against easy Level.. If that were true, my GC rating would be only 800. In fact, I am still several hundred points higher than each of your levels; just lucky I guess... . > With Normal you will loose 8/10 Games So I would be rated 300? Even Rob Mitchell and nearly-IMnes are higher than that. Wake up and smell the coffee! I am too good for your program to handle; my endgame alone is around a thousand rating points stronger than GC's (that's right, it's about 800 and I am nearly 1800). But sometimes the program is too strong for me tactically, sort of like Fritz. *Sometimes*. -- help bot
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Date: 28 Feb 2008 08:04:35
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah? GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub
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> =A0 What a game! =A0What a crushing victory forGetClub. =A0Now, I'm going = back to playing the > Queen's pawn stuff-- no more carrots. What do you mean by "Queen's pawn stuff" You lost only 1/ 10 games played against Beginner. Play with Easy Level I think then that will be a equal Match. With Easy you will win 5/10 Games and loose 5/10 Games against easy Level.. With Normal you will loose 8/10 Games and win 2/10 Games. Bye Sanny Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html
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Date: 28 Feb 2008 05:04:30
From: help bot
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah? GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub
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On Feb 27, 12:42 pm, The tired of GetClub club <[email protected] > wrote: > GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub > GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub > GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub > Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. > GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub > GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub > GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub > Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. > GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub > GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub > GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub > Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. Today, I was beaten like carrots... by the Beginner level! : >( The program "packed my lunch" in a Petroff; it sliced me like a cabbage; diced me like a beet; shredded me like wheat; baked me like a potato; crushed me like a grapefruit. I am even thinking of giving up being a vegetarian. What a game! What a crushing victory for GetClub. Now, I'm going back to playing the Queen's pawn stuff-- no more carrots. -- defeated bot
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 19:38:15
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah? GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub
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On Feb 27, 11:53 am, Sanny <[email protected] > wrote: > > You are very Intelligent and creative. Make a Film on GetClub May be > that beat Titanic. > > Bye > Sanny There is now Film on GetClub. You will learn best chess moves!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpamG7Pv6tU&NR=1 Bye
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 10:25:59
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah? GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub
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I think GitClub was created in Roswell, New Mexico.
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 09:53:29
From: Sanny
Subject: Re: GetClub -- The Messiah? GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. GetClub
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On Feb 27, 10:42=A0pm, The tired of GetClub club <[email protected] > wrote: > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8Bit > > > > > > Sanny wrote: > > >> =A0 Sanny, you are far too modest. I can tell you that GetClub is > >> performing far beyond even your strongest claims. Over here, it has in > >> fact gained a status like that of an avatar or messiah. At a large > >> public gathering, GetClub preached to thousands, then fed the > >> multitude, miraculously producing thousands of Filet-o-Fish sandwiches > >> to eat. =A0A man who had lost both his legs in an accident was healed b= y > >> GetClub -- not only were his two original legs restored, but he was > >> given a third one as a spare. GetClub was seen walking on Lake > >> Champlain; skeptics say this was possible because the lake is frozen, > >> but we True Believers know better. Dozens of cases where GetClub has > >> enabled the lame to see, the deaf to walk, the blind to hear, have > >> been documented. > > >Yes that true that what GetClub preaches on its side. GetClub Says. > > >1. Computers will rule the world > >2. Computers hate Man because they are Not as intelligent as it. > > >GetClub is playing much better than 90% of Human which shows slowly > >Computers will become more creative than Human Beings. All descisions > >will be made by Computers And then Computer will make all Humans their > >slaves. > > >Computers will get all the Weapons of the world and make all Humans > >their Slaves. And may be keep all Humans in a Zoo just like we have > >put Lion/ Tigers in Zoos. > > >So GetClub is just giving a signal that Human Beware a Superior Animal > >(Computer) has borned which is more intelligent than human beings. > > >If GetClub is played on a Super Computer todays petaflop I am sure it > >will beat Anand/ Kasparov and other great players in 10/ 10 Games. > > >> =A0 GetClub's true peers are not the likes of Fritz and Rybka. No, > >> GetClub's true place is with Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Krishna, and Elvis > >> Presley.- Hide quoted text - > > >Those were just Myth but GetClub is Real > > >Bye > >Sanny > > GetClub makes me hot. =A0I want to have GetClup's baby! =A0The wild claims= !! > The constant spamming!!! =A0Yes! =A0Yes!! =A0*Yes!!!* *YES!!!!* _*YES!!!!*= _ > *OOOOOOOOOOOHHH GGGODDD YYYEEEEEEEESSSS GGGETTTCCCLLLUUUUUBB!!!!!!!!* > > I need a cigarette now. > > (Don't look at me that way. =A0*Everyone* who resoinds to the GetClub spam= is a whore!) > > GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClu= b > GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClu= b > GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClu= b > Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. > GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClu= b > GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClu= b > GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClu= b > Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. > GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClu= b > GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClu= b > GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClu= b > Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam. =A0 GetClub GetClub GetClub Spam.-= Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - You are very Intelligent and creative. Make a Film on GetClub May be that beat Titanic. Bye Sanny
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 14:54:22
From: Guy Macon
Subject: Re: We Are Your All GetClub All The Time Newsgroup!!! GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub!
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Sanny wrote: > >GetClub was improved a lot today. I am so happy to read so much about >GetClub. GetClub has done a great Job. > >All those who used to beat it are not beaten by GetClub. > >Help Bot is facing difficulty in winning against GetClub. Now Master >Level plays as good as Rybka. > >Rybka is Worlds Best Program. > >Yesterday GetClub Normal Level beat Ivan which is Rated 1700/1800. > > >Which are the worlds best Programs. > >1. Rybka >2. Fritz >3. Crafty >4. Chess Master. > >I would like you to test them against GetClub let me know the correct >rating of Beginner, Easy & Normal Levels. > >As GetClub was again improved by 10% I think the new rating for each >level would ber > >Beginner: 1800 >Easy: 1900 >Normal: 2000 >Master 2100 > >Bye >Sanny Wife: Have you got anything without GetClub? Waitress: Well, there's GetClub egg sausage and GetClub, that's not got much GetClub in it. Wife: I don't want ANY GetClub! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon GetClub and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got GetClub in it! Man: Hasn't got as much GetClub in it as GetClub egg sausage and GetClub, has it? Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon GetClub and sausage without the GetClub then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like GetClub! Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon GetClub and sausage without the GetClub. Wife: I don't like GetClub! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your GetClub. I love it. I'm having GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub beaked beans GetClub GetClub GetClub and GetClub! Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 06:32:29
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: We Are Your All GetClub All The Time Newsgroup!!! GetClub GetClub
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> Now Master > Level plays as good as Rybka. Prove it. Rybka will beat GitClub like kashka.
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Date: 27 Feb 2008 15:26:55
From: ad
Subject: Re: We Are Your All GetClub All The Time Newsgroup!!! GetClub GetClub
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GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub! GetClub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClub GetClu-u-u-u-u-b GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub!
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