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Date: 10 Jul 2006 05:10:25
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Since the ever bolder, ever more creative and insolent forger and flatterer
has started posting about my recommended opening as Black, the Damiano, and
posting some weak games he found somewhere as if I had played them (I never
used the Damiano Defence at this World Open), I thought I should post some
of my better victories with it since the Thaler game.
On second thought, I don't want to give away all my tricks, so I'll instead
give you one of my near wins against a dirty rat you won't have heard
about.
A reliable anonymous source told me that he had something planned against
my trusty capture of the knight on move 3, which is virtually a forced win
for black, so instead I deliberately played the much weaker 3. ..Qe7 to
confound him. This worked even better than I expected, because he fell
right in to the usual trap and looked to gain an immediate advantage. He
got the opposite. The tag line does not reflect the true outcome of the
mental struggle, because I so thoroughly outplayed my opponent that I
managed to lose the game. Don't waste time analyzing with Mr Fritz or Ms
XXX because they cannot cope with an opening this deep. They won't find
brilliancies like my 12. .. Rg8!
[Event "shall Club Seniors 2001"]
[Site "New York New York"]
[Date "2001.09.11"]
[Round "2"]
[White "Prezpiorka, Dr. Ing. Pyotr"]
[Black "Sloan, Sam"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "2350 estimated"]
[BlackElo "1903"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 Qe7? 4. Qh5+? g6 5. Nxg6 Qxe4+ 6. Be2 Qxg6 7. b3
d5 8. O-O Nd7 9. Qxd5 Ne7 10. Qb5 a6 11. Qd3 Qxd3 12. Bxd3 Rg8 13. Bxh7 Rg7
14. Be4 Nc5 15. Bf3 Bg4 16. Bxg4 Rxg4 17. Bb2 Kf7 18. f3 Rg5 19. h4 Rh5 20.
g3 Rd8 21. d3 Nxd3 22. cxd3 Rxd3 23. Kg2 Nf5 24. Rf2 Bd6 25. Rd2 Re3 26.
Nc3 Bxg3 27. Ne4 Bxh4 28. Rh1
At this point, move 28, my win was so easy that I spent too much time on
the clock looking for the checkmate that had to be there (his king was
surrounded by my 2 rooks and 2 minor pieces) that I didn't bother to defend
f6. The more observant of you will have noted the date of the game. After
the game I did wonder if my opponent had been establishing an alibi,
because he looked more Arab than Ahab with his dark glasses. I knew his
name was fake because it did not fit what I could see of his face and it is
in part the name of a chessplayer who is dead. Also, he may have had some
relaying or other cheating device under his flowing robes (called
"burnous").
This leads me to rememember that tinted glasses can be an advantage. In
another Damiano of mine, played for unconventional stakes which don't
concern you, this is how it went. 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 fxe5 4.Qh5+
Ke7 (not 4...g6 5.Qxe5+ Qe7 6.Qxh8) 5.Qxe5+ Kf7 6.Bc4+ d5 7.Bxd5+ Kg6 when
my opponent, a young near-IM from Kyrgystan who had not had sex for a year
and who wanted to fuck my girlfriend and thought he could if he won, picked
up the d pawn with the idea of pushing it 2 squares forward. Because I was
not wearing shades, he must have seen something in my eyes, because he then
froze. He was so keen to get her to bed that he hadn't seen ..Bd6 which
wins his queen. It was touch and move and he wasn't Garry Kasparov, so he
couldn't do a sorry, j'adoubovic. He had to play 8. d3 and when I suggested
he could resign right away (black's material advantage here is decisive)
and we could play double or quits he thought about it for quite a while and
I played 8. ..Nf6 (now I would play 8. ..Nc6 automatically and accept the
doubled pawn as the open b file will be ample compensation).
He might as well have accepted my offer because the game went 9. Qd4 Nf6
10. f4 h6 11. Nc3 Nbd7. This was a trap and my opponent fell right into it.
12. e5 Re8! and now he is lost. He was a "suicider" with 13. O-O Bc5 0-1.
An anonymous but reliable source told me that for a long time after that
game, as white he steered into the Vienna or Bishop game to avoid the
Damiano.
There are three morals here. One, wear tints when playing much stronger
players. Two, let them think you will let them fuck your beautiful
girlfriend or wife if they win. Three, play the Damiano Defence.
You will find the best shorter history of chess is "The Origin of Chess"
(1985) which sets out the history of the Damiano Defence. You will find
this for sale on my website. In due course, it will be updated to include
the views of Teimour Radjabov on the soundness of the line. I think he may
be a little stronger than either Michael Thaler or Al Suli, who invented
the opening as the result of a wager involving his harem.
I am going to be placing a lot more of my games in Wikipedia and in the
online chessgame archive after the baby has arrived. I will first give the
stronger cowards here a chance to take up my challenge and play me at the
Damiano, head to head. Angelo is too weak to be entertained and would need
a bigger handicap, perhaps the Schliemann, Latvian or the Grob-Meran.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Sam_Sloan
http://www.samsloan.com/damiano.htm
All other games on the Damiano posted in the newsgroup after July 1 2006 up
to this post are fakes or are not played by me. Likewise the 1. g4 ones. If
you check the message "headers" you will find they all have a "Host:" line.
My messages are all now authenticated by twistycreek which is genuine and
so does not have a "Host:", which is something that forgers must have or
must use.
Sam Sloan
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Date: 14 Jul 2006 11:00:19
From:
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Just to clarify, the ONLY postings from the real Sam Sloan come from
the profile that reads "[email protected]".
ALL others are fakes.
Regards,
Mike Petersen
[email protected] wrote:
> Another fake Sam posting. See my previous post.
>
> - Mike Petersen
>
> samsloan wrote:
> > [email protected] wrote:
> > > I dunno, Duncan...it's possible that someone brand new is doing the
> > > "Sam"ing. Whoever it is, they're quite good at imitating his style.
> > > The bottom line, however, is that it's easy to tell when it's not the
> > > "real" Sam. Just check the profile, and if it doesn't have
> > > "..ipress.com" in it, well, it ain't Slammin' Sammy.
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > > Mike Petersen
> >
> > The new Fake Sam Sloan is definitely a different person than the
> > previous fakes. He is a fairly strong chess player, at least Class A
> > and possibly an expert or master. He analyzes my chess games and finds
> > good moves that I missed. He knows something about my history. He knows
> > that I beat Michael Thaler, a near master, with my Damiano's Defense.
> > He knows that I speak Pashtu and was in prison in Lashkar Gah,
> > Afghanistan.
> >
> > My prime suspect is Jim Eade, who has spoofed me in years past. I
> > cannot think of anybody else that it might me
> >
> > By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I post from either
> > [email protected] or from [email protected] All other postings are
> > fake.
> >
> > Sam Sloan
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Date: 14 Jul 2006 05:06:05
From:
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Another fake Sam posting. See my previous post.
- Mike Petersen
samsloan wrote:
> [email protected] wrote:
> > I dunno, Duncan...it's possible that someone brand new is doing the
> > "Sam"ing. Whoever it is, they're quite good at imitating his style.
> > The bottom line, however, is that it's easy to tell when it's not the
> > "real" Sam. Just check the profile, and if it doesn't have
> > "..ipress.com" in it, well, it ain't Slammin' Sammy.
> >
> > Regards,
> > Mike Petersen
>
> The new Fake Sam Sloan is definitely a different person than the
> previous fakes. He is a fairly strong chess player, at least Class A
> and possibly an expert or master. He analyzes my chess games and finds
> good moves that I missed. He knows something about my history. He knows
> that I beat Michael Thaler, a near master, with my Damiano's Defense.
> He knows that I speak Pashtu and was in prison in Lashkar Gah,
> Afghanistan.
>
> My prime suspect is Jim Eade, who has spoofed me in years past. I
> cannot think of anybody else that it might me
>
> By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I post from either
> [email protected] or from [email protected] All other postings are
> fake.
>
> Sam Sloan
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Date: 14 Jul 2006 18:32:07
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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On 14 Jul 2006 05:06:05 -0700, [email protected] wrote:
>Another fake Sam posting. See my previous post.
>
>- Mike Petersen
>
>samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
>> [email protected] wrote:
>> > I dunno, Duncan...it's possible that someone brand new is doing the
>> > "Sam"ing. Whoever it is, they're quite good at imitating his style.
>> > The bottom line, however, is that it's easy to tell when it's not the
>> > "real" Sam. Just check the profile, and if it doesn't have
>> > "..ipress.com" in it, well, it ain't Slammin' Sammy.
>> >
>> > Regards,
>> > Mike Petersen
>>
>> The new Fake Sam Sloan is definitely a different person than the
>> previous fakes. He is a fairly strong chess player, at least Class A
>> and possibly an expert or master. He analyzes my chess games and finds
>> good moves that I missed. He knows something about my history. He knows
>> that I beat Michael Thaler, a near master, with my Damiano's Defense.
>> He knows that I speak Pashtu and was in prison in Lashkar Gah,
>> Afghanistan.
>>
>> My prime suspect is Jim Eade, who has spoofed me in years past. I
>> cannot think of anybody else that it might me
>>
>> By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I post from either
>> [email protected] or from [email protected] All other postings are
>> fake.
>>
>> Sam Sloan
Thank you for being so vigilant. For sheer impudence, the Fake Sam Sloan
posting from gmail.com is hard to beat.
In the early 1990s, while I was being unlawfully incarcerated at the
Powhatan State Farm in Virginia because I loved my family and to do that
was and is a crime in Virginia, I met a fellow inmate whose name was
Scholes or something very much like that. We used to play chess and argue
politics, something I almost never do except with beautiful women. The
forger reminds me of Scholes, who I must add was a man.
His politics was wrong but it was better than his chess. He could have
improved since then. I am sure Scholes has cyber-stalked me ever since Al
Gore invented the internet, because the interest he showed in me was
unhealthy for him. I would have stopped playing chess with him except that
there was no one else worth playing chess with.
I did suggest that Powhatan would be run more smoothly if our access to
women was improved, a suggestion that the State Correctional Facilities
Department did eventually act upon. Not that they would have run it
properly. Stan Booz isn't the only one to report how the IRS took over
running a whorehouse in Nevada which didn't pay its taxes, but ended up
losing money. Powhatan would have lost money selling whores to the inmates.
There is a connection between the man who was second-in-charge at Powhatan
and Judge Ito (the Michael Jackson fan) but that
I have had a recurrent thought that the truly scandalous actions in the
chess world whose authorship have never been firmly established have all
been down to just one individual. I am not referring to minor newsgroup
trolls and I am not confining myself to articles on the web. If this
mystery is solved, we may find out to whom the snail mail that is delivered
to Chambesy and now Satigny is forwarded and we may have the culprit. I
have just figured out what is the common thread.
I apologise to Taylor Kingston. What I have found goes beyond anything that
Taylor Kingston could have imagined, let alone pulled off.
By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I do not post from [email protected]
which as you must know is a throw-away googlemail account. I never post
with a false name. People who post with false names usually don't own up to
what they do. Never let it be said that I don't own up to what I might have
done:
http://www.ishipress.com/girlsgot.htm
and the two sisters:
http://www.ishipress.com/lim.htm
http://www.ishipress.com/daa.htm
All the girls I had are over 18 years of age, to the best of my knowledge
and belief. I never had Lim, who was 14 when I met her, though I could have
had I wanted to spend my bahts. One reason I did not do so because her
elder sister had tried to exhaust me before getting exhausted herself. In
order not to hurt her big sister's feelings by proving I was not exhausted,
I did not touch Lim. That is the third reason that Daa will never forget
me. She was still a virgin when I took the photo of her, and that did not
last long, though I did.
Daa thought Lim was only a year or two younger than Daa herself, but it is
a long established fact that Thai girls cannot count. How old the girls
were at an earlier time is for me to know and for others to speculate
about. Also Thailand has the world's most experienced virgins, so when I
refer to a Thai girl being a virgin, that means she was a Thai virgin. In
Thailand, most mothers are virgins too. But Daa was a real virgin, and so
must have been the only 18 year old virgin in Sakon Nakhon.
As a good Muslim I should emulate the Prophet in all profitable things,
perhaps even things he understood before he received the law.
Mahomed Ismail Sloan
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Date: 13 Jul 2006 17:11:58
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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[email protected] wrote:
> I dunno, Duncan...it's possible that someone brand new is doing the
> "Sam"ing. Whoever it is, they're quite good at imitating his style.
> The bottom line, however, is that it's easy to tell when it's not the
> "real" Sam. Just check the profile, and if it doesn't have
> "..ipress.com" in it, well, it ain't Slammin' Sammy.
>
> Regards,
> Mike Petersen
The new Fake Sam Sloan is definitely a different person than the
previous fakes. He is a fairly strong chess player, at least Class A
and possibly an expert or master. He analyzes my chess games and finds
good moves that I missed. He knows something about my history. He knows
that I beat Michael Thaler, a near master, with my Damiano's Defense.
He knows that I speak Pashtu and was in prison in Lashkar Gah,
Afghanistan.
My prime suspect is Jim Eade, who has spoofed me in years past. I
cannot think of anybody else that it might me
By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I post from either
[email protected] or from [email protected] All other postings are
fake.
Sam Sloan
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Date: 13 Jul 2006 16:12:44
From:
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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I dunno, Duncan...it's possible that someone brand new is doing the
"Sam"ing. Whoever it is, they're quite good at imitating his style.
The bottom line, however, is that it's easy to tell when it's not the
"real" Sam. Just check the profile, and if it doesn't have
"..ipress.com" in it, well, it ain't Slammin' Sammy.
Regards,
Mike Petersen
Duncan Oxley wrote:
> "Mike Murray" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]
> > On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:45:44 -0400, "Ange1o DePa1ma"
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>If your goal is to destroy this newsgroup, you're almost there. Whoever
> >>you
> >>are, you're a very sad person.
> >
> > And, more and more, I think that *is* the point.
>
> Think about who would benefit from disrupting this newsgroup and you will
> have the culprits.
>
> --Duncan
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 01:57:04
From: Louis Blair
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Sam Sloan ([email protected]):
(Anonymous Mailer <[email protected] >)
wrote (14 Jul 2006 18:32:07 -0000):
> ... In the early 1990s, while I was being unlawfully incarcerated
> at the Powhatan State Farm in Virginia because I loved my
> family and to do that was and is a crime in Virginia, ...
_
Taylor Kingston wrote (15 Jul 2006 08:20:43 -0700):
> ... A few years ago my wife and I spent several days in Virginia,
> staying in Alexandria, visiting Washington DC and Mt. Vernon.
> I loved my family all that time, yet was never so much as
> questioned by the police, let alone jailed. Why did I get off
> Scot-free while Sam did not? ...
_
I believe that Taylor Kingston was responding to another fake
Sam Sloan. Here is the heading from another
[email protected] note:
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Path:
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From: [email protected] (Sam Sloan)
Newsgroups:
rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,soc.culture.polish
Subject: RIP Alexander Wojtkiewicz
Organization: Ishi Press
Reply-To: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[email protected] >
References: <[email protected] >
X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243
Lines: 29
Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:02:14 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.199.110.255
X-Complaints-To: [email protected]
X-Trace: newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net 1152946954 68.199.110.255
(Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:02:34 GMT)
NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:02:34 GMT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
_
Compare the above with the heading to the
"unlawfully incarcerated" note below:
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VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Path:
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Date: 14 Jul 2006 18:32:07 -0000
Message-ID: <[email protected] >
From: Sam Sloan <[email protected] >
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real
games
Newsgroups:
rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.computer
X-No-Archive: yes
References: <[email protected] >
<[email protected] >
X-Remailer-Contact: Anonymous Mailer <[email protected] >
X-Spam-Processed: dingoremailer.com, Fri, 14 Jul 2006 13:32:10 -0500
(not processed: recipient [email protected] in exclude file)
X-Return-Path: [email protected]
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Organization: [email protected]
On 14 Jul 2006 05:06:05 -0700, [email protected] wrote:
>Another fake Sam posting. See my previous post.
>
>- Mike Petersen
>
>samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
>> [email protected] wrote:
>> > I dunno, Duncan...it's possible that someone brand new is doing the
>> > "Sam"ing. Whoever it is, they're quite good at imitating his style.
>> > The bottom line, however, is that it's easy to tell when it's not the
>> > "real" Sam. Just check the profile, and if it doesn't have
>> > "..ipress.com" in it, well, it ain't Slammin' Sammy.
>> >
>> > Regards,
>> > Mike Petersen
>>
>> The new Fake Sam Sloan is definitely a different person than the
>> previous fakes. He is a fairly strong chess player, at least Class A
>> and possibly an expert or master. He analyzes my chess games and finds
>> good moves that I missed. He knows something about my history. He knows
>> that I beat Michael Thaler, a near master, with my Damiano's Defense.
>> He knows that I speak Pashtu and was in prison in Lashkar Gah,
>> Afghanistan.
>>
>> My prime suspect is Jim Eade, who has spoofed me in years past. I
>> cannot think of anybody else that it might me
>>
>> By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I post from either
>> [email protected] or from [email protected] All other postings are
>> fake.
>>
>> Sam Sloan
Thank you for being so vigilant. For sheer impudence, the Fake Sam
Sloan
posting from gmail.com is hard to beat.
In the early 1990s, while I was being unlawfully incarcerated at the
Powhatan State Farm in Virginia because I loved my family and to do
that
was and is a crime in Virginia, I met a fellow inmate whose name was
Scholes or something very much like that. We used to play chess and
argue
politics, something I almost never do except with beautiful women. The
forger reminds me of Scholes, who I must add was a man.
His politics was wrong but it was better than his chess. He could have
improved since then. I am sure Scholes has cyber-stalked me ever since
Al
Gore invented the internet, because the interest he showed in me was
unhealthy for him. I would have stopped playing chess with him except
that
there was no one else worth playing chess with.
I did suggest that Powhatan would be run more smoothly if our access to
women was improved, a suggestion that the State Correctional Facilities
Department did eventually act upon. Not that they would have run it
properly. Stan Booz isn't the only one to report how the IRS took over
running a whorehouse in Nevada which didn't pay its taxes, but ended up
losing money. Powhatan would have lost money selling whores to the
inmates.
There is a connection between the man who was second-in-charge at
Powhatan
and Judge Ito (the Michael Jackson fan) but that
I have had a recurrent thought that the truly scandalous actions in the
chess world whose authorship have never been firmly established have
all
been down to just one individual. I am not referring to minor newsgroup
trolls and I am not confining myself to articles on the web. If this
mystery is solved, we may find out to whom the snail mail that is
delivered
to Chambesy and now Satigny is forwarded and we may have the culprit. I
have just figured out what is the common thread.
I apologise to Taylor Kingston. What I have found goes beyond anything
that
Taylor Kingston could have imagined, let alone pulled off.
By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I do not post from
[email protected]
which as you must know is a throw-away googlemail account. I never post
with a false name. People who post with false names usually don't own
up to
what they do. Never let it be said that I don't own up to what I might
have
done:
http://www.ishipress.com/girlsgot.htm
and the two sisters:
http://www.ishipress.com/lim.htm
http://www.ishipress.com/daa.htm
All the girls I had are over 18 years of age, to the best of my
knowledge
and belief. I never had Lim, who was 14 when I met her, though I could
have
had I wanted to spend my bahts. One reason I did not do so because her
elder sister had tried to exhaust me before getting exhausted herself.
In
order not to hurt her big sister's feelings by proving I was not
exhausted,
I did not touch Lim. That is the third reason that Daa will never
forget
me. She was still a virgin when I took the photo of her, and that did
not
last long, though I did.
Daa thought Lim was only a year or two younger than Daa herself, but it
is
a long established fact that Thai girls cannot count. How old the girls
were at an earlier time is for me to know and for others to speculate
about. Also Thailand has the world's most experienced virgins, so when
I
refer to a Thai girl being a virgin, that means she was a Thai virgin.
In
Thailand, most mothers are virgins too. But Daa was a real virgin, and
so
must have been the only 18 year old virgin in Sakon Nakhon.
As a good Muslim I should emulate the Prophet in all profitable things,
perhaps even things he understood before he received the law.
Mahomed Ismail Sloan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 01:54:08
From: Louis Blair
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Sam Sloan ([email protected]):
(Anonymous Mailer <[email protected] >)
wrote (14 Jul 2006 18:32:07 -0000):
> ... In the early 1990s, while I was being unlawfully incarcerated
> at the Powhatan State Farm in Virginia because I loved my
> family and to do that was and is a crime in Virginia, ...
_
Taylor Kingston wrote (15 Jul 2006 08:20:43 -0700):
> ... A few years ago my wife and I spent several days in Virginia,
> staying in Alexandria, visiting Washington DC and Mt. Vernon.
> I loved my family all that time, yet was never so much as
> questioned by the police, let alone jailed. Why did I get off
> Scot-free while Sam did not? ...
_
I believe that Taylor Kingston was responding to another fake
Sam Sloan. Here is the heading from another
[email protected] note:
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Path:
g2news2.google.com!news4.google.com!news.glorb.com!newspeer1.asbnva01.us.to.verio.net!newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net!8b18be56!not-for-mail
From: [email protected] (Sam Sloan)
Newsgroups:
rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,soc.culture.polish
Subject: RIP Alexander Wojtkiewicz
Organization: Ishi Press
Reply-To: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[email protected] >
References: <[email protected] >
X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243
Lines: 29
Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:02:14 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.199.110.255
X-Complaints-To: [email protected]
X-Trace: newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net 1152946954 68.199.110.255
(Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:02:34 GMT)
NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:02:34 GMT
http://beta.uschess.org/frontend/news_7_66.php
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
_
Compare the above with the heading to the
"unlawfully incarcerated" note below:
_
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Path:
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Date: 14 Jul 2006 18:32:07 -0000
Message-ID: <[email protected]us.poster >
From: Sam Sloan <[email protected] >
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real
games
Newsgroups:
rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.computer
X-No-Archive: yes
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On 14 Jul 2006 05:06:05 -0700, [email protected] wrote:
>Another fake Sam posting. See my previous post.
>
>- Mike Petersen
>
>samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
>> [email protected] wrote:
>> > I dunno, Duncan...it's possible that someone brand new is doing the
>> > "Sam"ing. Whoever it is, they're quite good at imitating his style.
>> > The bottom line, however, is that it's easy to tell when it's not the
>> > "real" Sam. Just check the profile, and if it doesn't have
>> > "..ipress.com" in it, well, it ain't Slammin' Sammy.
>> >
>> > Regards,
>> > Mike Petersen
>>
>> The new Fake Sam Sloan is definitely a different person than the
>> previous fakes. He is a fairly strong chess player, at least Class A
>> and possibly an expert or master. He analyzes my chess games and finds
>> good moves that I missed. He knows something about my history. He knows
>> that I beat Michael Thaler, a near master, with my Damiano's Defense.
>> He knows that I speak Pashtu and was in prison in Lashkar Gah,
>> Afghanistan.
>>
>> My prime suspect is Jim Eade, who has spoofed me in years past. I
>> cannot think of anybody else that it might me
>>
>> By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I post from either
>> [email protected] or from [email protected] All other postings are
>> fake.
>>
>> Sam Sloan
Thank you for being so vigilant. For sheer impudence, the Fake Sam
Sloan
posting from gmail.com is hard to beat.
In the early 1990s, while I was being unlawfully incarcerated at the
Powhatan State Farm in Virginia because I loved my family and to do
that
was and is a crime in Virginia, I met a fellow inmate whose name was
Scholes or something very much like that. We used to play chess and
argue
politics, something I almost never do except with beautiful women. The
forger reminds me of Scholes, who I must add was a man.
His politics was wrong but it was better than his chess. He could have
improved since then. I am sure Scholes has cyber-stalked me ever since
Al
Gore invented the internet, because the interest he showed in me was
unhealthy for him. I would have stopped playing chess with him except
that
there was no one else worth playing chess with.
I did suggest that Powhatan would be run more smoothly if our access to
women was improved, a suggestion that the State Correctional Facilities
Department did eventually act upon. Not that they would have run it
properly. Stan Booz isn't the only one to report how the IRS took over
running a whorehouse in Nevada which didn't pay its taxes, but ended up
losing money. Powhatan would have lost money selling whores to the
inmates.
There is a connection between the man who was second-in-charge at
Powhatan
and Judge Ito (the Michael Jackson fan) but that
I have had a recurrent thought that the truly scandalous actions in the
chess world whose authorship have never been firmly established have
all
been down to just one individual. I am not referring to minor newsgroup
trolls and I am not confining myself to articles on the web. If this
mystery is solved, we may find out to whom the snail mail that is
delivered
to Chambesy and now Satigny is forwarded and we may have the culprit. I
have just figured out what is the common thread.
I apologise to Taylor Kingston. What I have found goes beyond anything
that
Taylor Kingston could have imagined, let alone pulled off.
By the way, I am the Real Sam Sloan. I do not post from
[email protected]
which as you must know is a throw-away googlemail account. I never post
with a false name. People who post with false names usually don't own
up to
what they do. Never let it be said that I don't own up to what I might
have
done:
http://www.ishipress.com/girlsgot.htm
and the two sisters:
http://www.ishipress.com/lim.htm
http://www.ishipress.com/daa.htm
All the girls I had are over 18 years of age, to the best of my
knowledge
and belief. I never had Lim, who was 14 when I met her, though I could
have
had I wanted to spend my bahts. One reason I did not do so because her
elder sister had tried to exhaust me before getting exhausted herself.
In
order not to hurt her big sister's feelings by proving I was not
exhausted,
I did not touch Lim. That is the third reason that Daa will never
forget
me. She was still a virgin when I took the photo of her, and that did
not
last long, though I did.
Daa thought Lim was only a year or two younger than Daa herself, but it
is
a long established fact that Thai girls cannot count. How old the girls
were at an earlier time is for me to know and for others to speculate
about. Also Thailand has the world's most experienced virgins, so when
I
refer to a Thai girl being a virgin, that means she was a Thai virgin.
In
Thailand, most mothers are virgins too. But Daa was a real virgin, and
so
must have been the only 18 year old virgin in Sakon Nakhon.
As a good Muslim I should emulate the Prophet in all profitable things,
perhaps even things he understood before he received the law.
Mahomed Ismail Sloan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Date: 15 Jul 2006 08:20:43
From: Taylor Kingston
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Sam Sloan wrote:
> In the early 1990s, while I was being unlawfully incarcerated at the
> Powhatan State Farm in Virginia because I loved my family and to do that
> was and is a crime in Virginia ...
Hmmm. If what Sam did was in fact a crime as defined by the laws of
Virginia, how could his imprisonment be unlawful?
A few years ago my wife and I spent several days in Virginia, staying
in Alexandria, visiting Washington DC and Mt. Vernon. I loved my family
all that time, yet was never so much as questioned by the police, let
alone jailed. Why did I get off Scot-free while Sam did not?
> I have had a recurrent thought that the truly scandalous actions in the
> chess world whose authorship have never been firmly established have all
> been down to just one individual. I am not referring to minor newsgroup
> trolls and I am not confining myself to articles on the web. If this
> mystery is solved, we may find out to whom the snail mail that is delivered
> to Chambesy and now Satigny is forwarded and we may have the culprit. I
> have just figured out what is the common thread.
>
> I apologise to Taylor Kingston. What I have found goes beyond anything that
> Taylor Kingston could have imagined, let alone pulled off.
?????
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Date: 12 Jul 2006 10:50:29
From:
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Mike Murray wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:45:44 -0400, "Ange1o DePa1ma"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >If your goal is to destroy this newsgroup, you're almost there. Whoever you
> >are, you're a very sad person.
>
> And, more and more, I think that *is* the point.
I believe the real Sam Sloan is the fake Sam Sloan. He would do
anything just to get some petty attention.
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Date: 12 Jul 2006 11:45:44
From: Ange1o DePa1ma
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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If your goal is to destroy this newsgroup, you're almost there. Whoever you
are, you're a very sad person.
"Sam Sloan" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]
> Since the ever bolder, ever more creative and insolent forger and
> flatterer
> has started posting about my recommended opening as Black, the Damiano,
> and
> posting some weak games he found somewhere as if I had played them (I
> never
> used the Damiano Defence at this World Open), I thought I should post some
> of my better victories with it since the Thaler game.
>
> On second thought, I don't want to give away all my tricks, so I'll
> instead
> give you one of my near wins against a dirty rat you won't have heard
> about.
>
> A reliable anonymous source told me that he had something planned against
> my trusty capture of the knight on move 3, which is virtually a forced win
> for black, so instead I deliberately played the much weaker 3. ..Qe7 to
> confound him. This worked even better than I expected, because he fell
> right in to the usual trap and looked to gain an immediate advantage. He
> got the opposite. The tag line does not reflect the true outcome of the
> mental struggle, because I so thoroughly outplayed my opponent that I
> managed to lose the game. Don't waste time analyzing with Mr Fritz or Ms
> XXX because they cannot cope with an opening this deep. They won't find
> brilliancies like my 12. .. Rg8!
>
> [Event "shall Club Seniors 2001"]
> [Site "New York New York"]
> [Date "2001.09.11"]
> [Round "2"]
> [White "Prezpiorka, Dr. Ing. Pyotr"]
> [Black "Sloan, Sam"]
> [Result "1-0"]
> [WhiteElo "2350 estimated"]
> [BlackElo "1903"]
>
> 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 Qe7? 4. Qh5+? g6 5. Nxg6 Qxe4+ 6. Be2 Qxg6 7.
> b3
> d5 8. O-O Nd7 9. Qxd5 Ne7 10. Qb5 a6 11. Qd3 Qxd3 12. Bxd3 Rg8 13. Bxh7
> Rg7
> 14. Be4 Nc5 15. Bf3 Bg4 16. Bxg4 Rxg4 17. Bb2 Kf7 18. f3 Rg5 19. h4 Rh5
> 20.
> g3 Rd8 21. d3 Nxd3 22. cxd3 Rxd3 23. Kg2 Nf5 24. Rf2 Bd6 25. Rd2 Re3 26.
> Nc3 Bxg3 27. Ne4 Bxh4 28. Rh1
>
> At this point, move 28, my win was so easy that I spent too much time on
> the clock looking for the checkmate that had to be there (his king was
> surrounded by my 2 rooks and 2 minor pieces) that I didn't bother to
> defend
> f6. The more observant of you will have noted the date of the game. After
> the game I did wonder if my opponent had been establishing an alibi,
> because he looked more Arab than Ahab with his dark glasses. I knew his
> name was fake because it did not fit what I could see of his face and it
> is
> in part the name of a chessplayer who is dead. Also, he may have had some
> relaying or other cheating device under his flowing robes (called
> "burnous").
>
> This leads me to rememember that tinted glasses can be an advantage. In
> another Damiano of mine, played for unconventional stakes which don't
> concern you, this is how it went. 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 fxe5 4.Qh5+
> Ke7 (not 4...g6 5.Qxe5+ Qe7 6.Qxh8) 5.Qxe5+ Kf7 6.Bc4+ d5 7.Bxd5+ Kg6 when
> my opponent, a young near-IM from Kyrgystan who had not had sex for a year
> and who wanted to fuck my girlfriend and thought he could if he won,
> picked
> up the d pawn with the idea of pushing it 2 squares forward. Because I was
> not wearing shades, he must have seen something in my eyes, because he
> then
> froze. He was so keen to get her to bed that he hadn't seen ..Bd6 which
> wins his queen. It was touch and move and he wasn't Garry Kasparov, so he
> couldn't do a sorry, j'adoubovic. He had to play 8. d3 and when I
> suggested
> he could resign right away (black's material advantage here is decisive)
> and we could play double or quits he thought about it for quite a while
> and
> I played 8. ..Nf6 (now I would play 8. ..Nc6 automatically and accept the
> doubled pawn as the open b file will be ample compensation).
>
> He might as well have accepted my offer because the game went 9. Qd4 Nf6
> 10. f4 h6 11. Nc3 Nbd7. This was a trap and my opponent fell right into
> it.
> 12. e5 Re8! and now he is lost. He was a "suicider" with 13. O-O Bc5 0-1.
> An anonymous but reliable source told me that for a long time after that
> game, as white he steered into the Vienna or Bishop game to avoid the
> Damiano.
>
> There are three morals here. One, wear tints when playing much stronger
> players. Two, let them think you will let them fuck your beautiful
> girlfriend or wife if they win. Three, play the Damiano Defence.
>
> You will find the best shorter history of chess is "The Origin of Chess"
> (1985) which sets out the history of the Damiano Defence. You will find
> this for sale on my website. In due course, it will be updated to include
> the views of Teimour Radjabov on the soundness of the line. I think he may
> be a little stronger than either Michael Thaler or Al Suli, who invented
> the opening as the result of a wager involving his harem.
>
> I am going to be placing a lot more of my games in Wikipedia and in the
> online chessgame archive after the baby has arrived. I will first give the
> stronger cowards here a chance to take up my challenge and play me at the
> Damiano, head to head. Angelo is too weak to be entertained and would need
> a bigger handicap, perhaps the Schliemann, Latvian or the Grob-Meran.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Sam_Sloan
> http://www.samsloan.com/damiano.htm
>
> All other games on the Damiano posted in the newsgroup after July 1 2006
> up
> to this post are fakes or are not played by me. Likewise the 1. g4 ones.
> If
> you check the message "headers" you will find they all have a "Host:"
> line.
> My messages are all now authenticated by twistycreek which is genuine and
> so does not have a "Host:", which is something that forgers must have or
> must use.
>
> Sam Sloan
>
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Date: 12 Jul 2006 10:56:49
From: Mike Murray
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:45:44 -0400, "Ange1o DePa1ma"
<[email protected] > wrote:
>If your goal is to destroy this newsgroup, you're almost there. Whoever you
>are, you're a very sad person.
And, more and more, I think that *is* the point.
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Date: 13 Jul 2006 15:53:37
From: Duncan Oxley
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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"Mike Murray" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]
> On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:45:44 -0400, "Ange1o DePa1ma"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>If your goal is to destroy this newsgroup, you're almost there. Whoever
>>you
>>are, you're a very sad person.
>
> And, more and more, I think that *is* the point.
Think about who would benefit from disrupting this newsgroup and you will
have the culprits.
--Duncan
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Date: 11 Jul 2006 04:44:12
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Skeptic wrote:
>
> Sam Sloan wrote:
>
> > I so thoroughly outplayed my opponent that I
> > managed to lose the game.
>
> > Don't waste time analyzing with Mr Fritz or Ms
> > XXX because they cannot cope with an opening this deep.
>
> > [Date "2001.09.11"]
> > After the game I did wonder if my opponent had been establishing an alibi,
> > because he looked more Arab than Ahab with his dark glasses.
>
> > when
> > my opponent, a young near-IM from Kyrgystan who had not had sex for a year
> > and who wanted to fuck my girlfriend and thought he could if he won
>
> Is this some sort of parody? Sam seems to be doing his darnest to
> convince us he's a worse player than Ostrap Bender AND a bigger nutcase
> than Bobby Fischer.
Yes. It is a parody. I did not write this. One of the Fake Sam Sloans
wrote this.
The Real Sam Sloan
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Date: 11 Jul 2006 03:55:04
From: Skeptic
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Sam Sloan wrote:
> I so thoroughly outplayed my opponent that I
> managed to lose the game.
> Don't waste time analyzing with Mr Fritz or Ms
> XXX because they cannot cope with an opening this deep.
> [Date "2001.09.11"]
> After the game I did wonder if my opponent had been establishing an alibi,
> because he looked more Arab than Ahab with his dark glasses.
> when
> my opponent, a young near-IM from Kyrgystan who had not had sex for a year
> and who wanted to fuck my girlfriend and thought he could if he won
Is this some sort of parody? Sam seems to be doing his darnest to
convince us he's a worse player than Ostrap Bender AND a bigger nutcase
than Bobby Fischer.
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Date: 11 Jul 2006 12:47:19
From: David Richerby
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Skeptic <[email protected] > wrote:
> Sam Sloan wrote:
>> [ stuff ]
>
> Is this some sort of parody?
Does the From: address match Sloan's usual? Was it posted through the
same network as usual? It really isn't hard to see that this is a
forgery.
Dave.
--
David Richerby Revolting Postman (TM): it's like a
www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~davidr/ man who delivers the mail but it'll
turn your stomach!
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Date: 10 Jul 2006 09:14:52
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: Ignore the forgeries with the Damiano, here are some real games
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Here is another forgery by the recently arrived master forger.
This one is good enough that I might even consider putting it on my
own website.
Right now however I would like to try to figure out who the master
forger is.
The first thing to observe is that the forger is a real chess player.
He must be at least Class A to have composed these fake games. (All of
the games are fake.)
So, that eliminates Stan Booz who is clearly too weak at chess to have
composed these games. It might eliminate Ray Gordon as well.
It does not eliminate Bill Brock, but I do not think that Bill Brock
would write it.
The number one suspect right now is Jim Eade. He is both strong enough
and a good enough writer to have written it.
Another possibility I just thought of is Bruce Draney. He has not
posted here in a long time, but some of his spoofs of me years ago
were quite good and he is capable of this.
In any case, I need to make it clear that I did not write this.
The Real Sam Sloan
On 10 Jul 2006 05:10:25 -0000, Sam Sloan <[email protected] > wrote:
>Since the ever bolder, ever more creative and insolent forger and flatterer
>has started posting about my recommended opening as Black, the Damiano, and
>posting some weak games he found somewhere as if I had played them (I never
>used the Damiano Defence at this World Open), I thought I should post some
>of my better victories with it since the Thaler game.
>
>On second thought, I don't want to give away all my tricks, so I'll instead
>give you one of my near wins against a dirty rat you won't have heard
>about.
>
>A reliable anonymous source told me that he had something planned against
>my trusty capture of the knight on move 3, which is virtually a forced win
>for black, so instead I deliberately played the much weaker 3. ..Qe7 to
>confound him. This worked even better than I expected, because he fell
>right in to the usual trap and looked to gain an immediate advantage. He
>got the opposite. The tag line does not reflect the true outcome of the
>mental struggle, because I so thoroughly outplayed my opponent that I
>managed to lose the game. Don't waste time analyzing with Mr Fritz or Ms
>XXX because they cannot cope with an opening this deep. They won't find
>brilliancies like my 12. .. Rg8!
>
>[Event "shall Club Seniors 2001"]
>[Site "New York New York"]
>[Date "2001.09.11"]
>[Round "2"]
>[White "Prezpiorka, Dr. Ing. Pyotr"]
>[Black "Sloan, Sam"]
>[Result "1-0"]
>[WhiteElo "2350 estimated"]
>[BlackElo "1903"]
>
>1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 Qe7? 4. Qh5+? g6 5. Nxg6 Qxe4+ 6. Be2 Qxg6 7. b3
>d5 8. O-O Nd7 9. Qxd5 Ne7 10. Qb5 a6 11. Qd3 Qxd3 12. Bxd3 Rg8 13. Bxh7 Rg7
>14. Be4 Nc5 15. Bf3 Bg4 16. Bxg4 Rxg4 17. Bb2 Kf7 18. f3 Rg5 19. h4 Rh5 20.
>g3 Rd8 21. d3 Nxd3 22. cxd3 Rxd3 23. Kg2 Nf5 24. Rf2 Bd6 25. Rd2 Re3 26.
>Nc3 Bxg3 27. Ne4 Bxh4 28. Rh1
>
>At this point, move 28, my win was so easy that I spent too much time on
>the clock looking for the checkmate that had to be there (his king was
>surrounded by my 2 rooks and 2 minor pieces) that I didn't bother to defend
>f6. The more observant of you will have noted the date of the game. After
>the game I did wonder if my opponent had been establishing an alibi,
>because he looked more Arab than Ahab with his dark glasses. I knew his
>name was fake because it did not fit what I could see of his face and it is
>in part the name of a chessplayer who is dead. Also, he may have had some
>relaying or other cheating device under his flowing robes (called
>"burnous").
>
>This leads me to rememember that tinted glasses can be an advantage. In
>another Damiano of mine, played for unconventional stakes which don't
>concern you, this is how it went. 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 fxe5 4.Qh5+
>Ke7 (not 4...g6 5.Qxe5+ Qe7 6.Qxh8) 5.Qxe5+ Kf7 6.Bc4+ d5 7.Bxd5+ Kg6 when
>my opponent, a young near-IM from Kyrgystan who had not had sex for a year
>and who wanted to fuck my girlfriend and thought he could if he won, picked
>up the d pawn with the idea of pushing it 2 squares forward. Because I was
>not wearing shades, he must have seen something in my eyes, because he then
>froze. He was so keen to get her to bed that he hadn't seen ..Bd6 which
>wins his queen. It was touch and move and he wasn't Garry Kasparov, so he
>couldn't do a sorry, j'adoubovic. He had to play 8. d3 and when I suggested
>he could resign right away (black's material advantage here is decisive)
>and we could play double or quits he thought about it for quite a while and
>I played 8. ..Nf6 (now I would play 8. ..Nc6 automatically and accept the
>doubled pawn as the open b file will be ample compensation).
>
>He might as well have accepted my offer because the game went 9. Qd4 Nf6
>10. f4 h6 11. Nc3 Nbd7. This was a trap and my opponent fell right into it.
>12. e5 Re8! and now he is lost. He was a "suicider" with 13. O-O Bc5 0-1.
>An anonymous but reliable source told me that for a long time after that
>game, as white he steered into the Vienna or Bishop game to avoid the
>Damiano.
>
>There are three morals here. One, wear tints when playing much stronger
>players. Two, let them think you will let them fuck your beautiful
>girlfriend or wife if they win. Three, play the Damiano Defence.
>
>You will find the best shorter history of chess is "The Origin of Chess"
>(1985) which sets out the history of the Damiano Defence. You will find
>this for sale on my website. In due course, it will be updated to include
>the views of Teimour Radjabov on the soundness of the line. I think he may
>be a little stronger than either Michael Thaler or Al Suli, who invented
>the opening as the result of a wager involving his harem.
>
>I am going to be placing a lot more of my games in Wikipedia and in the
>online chessgame archive after the baby has arrived. I will first give the
>stronger cowards here a chance to take up my challenge and play me at the
>Damiano, head to head. Angelo is too weak to be entertained and would need
>a bigger handicap, perhaps the Schliemann, Latvian or the Grob-Meran.
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Sam_Sloan
>http://www.samsloan.com/damiano.htm
>
>All other games on the Damiano posted in the newsgroup after July 1 2006 up
>to this post are fakes or are not played by me. Likewise the 1. g4 ones. If
>you check the message "headers" you will find they all have a "Host:" line.
>My messages are all now authenticated by twistycreek which is genuine and
>so does not have a "Host:", which is something that forgers must have or
>must use.
>
>Sam Sloan
>
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