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Date: 19 Sep 2006 17:53:29
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: I'm responsible for the Presidential Proclamation
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October 9, 1976, President Gerald Ford, the nation's thirty-eighth
president, declared National Chess Day. As we approach that date, and
the 30th anniversaryof its inception, we would encourage state and
local clubs to commemorate the day in some way, perhaps with a
tournament or an education program aboutchess in their communities.
I was the one who convinced President Ford to do that. It was
originally a state chess day, but I quickly expanded it to a nationwide
effort, and was appointed National Chess Day Chairman. My idea was to
encouragelocal and state chapters to organize events to bring in
beginners and otherswho played chess but had not joined the USCF.
I'm responsible for the chess boom in America after Fischer left in
1975. That is why I need to be re-elected next year to the board. Chess
will die without me. I'm the only one who can save chess. Please donate
to my campaign fund. You can do it on www.samsloan.com. Thank you!
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Date: 23 Sep 2006 17:41:37
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: I'm responsible for the Presidential Proclamation
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Chess Freak wrote:
> "Sam Sloan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > I'm responsible for the chess boom in America after Fischer left in
> > 1975. That is why I need to be re-elected next year to the board. Chess
> > will die without me. I'm the only one who can save chess. Please donate
> > to my campaign fund. You can do it on www.samsloan.com. Thank you!
> >
>
> Chess ruined my childhood. I was addicted to chess and it caused
> me irreparable harm. Since you claim responsibility, I am going to sue
> you, Sam Sloan.
You're a loser. You'll never come up with the money to hire a lawyer to
take me to court. No lawyer can beat me. Everyone knows I'm the King of
the Supreme Court.
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Date: 23 Sep 2006 16:35:17
From: Chess Freak
Subject: Re: I'm responsible for the Presidential Proclamation
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"Sam Sloan" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> I'm responsible for the chess boom in America after Fischer left in
> 1975. That is why I need to be re-elected next year to the board. Chess
> will die without me. I'm the only one who can save chess. Please donate
> to my campaign fund. You can do it on www.samsloan.com. Thank you!
>
Chess ruined my childhood. I was addicted to chess and it caused
me irreparable harm. Since you claim responsibility, I am going to sue
you, Sam Sloan.
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Date: 20 Sep 2006 15:24:40
From: Taylor Kingston
Subject: Re: I'm responsible for the Presidential Proclamation
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Sam Sloan wrote:
> October 9, 1976, President Gerald Ford, the nation's thirty-eighth
> president, declared National Chess Day. As we approach that date, and
> the 30th anniversaryof its inception, we would encourage state and
> local clubs to commemorate the day in some way, perhaps with a
> tournament or an education program aboutchess in their communities.
>
> I was the one who convinced President Ford to do that. It was
> originally a state chess day, but I quickly expanded it to a nationwide
> effort, and was appointed National Chess Day Chairman. My idea was to
> encouragelocal and state chapters to organize events to bring in
> beginners and otherswho played chess but had not joined the USCF.
>
> I'm responsible for the chess boom in America after Fischer left in
> 1975. That is why I need to be re-elected next year to the board. Chess
> will die without me. I'm the only one who can save chess. Please donate
> to my campaign fund. You can do it on www.samsloan.com. Thank you!
One of the better recent efforts by the fake Sloans, a good parody of
Sam's egotism and self-centered world-view.
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Date: 19 Sep 2006 22:46:02
From: Ray Gordon
Subject: Re: I'm responsible for the Presidential Proclamation
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Sam Sloan wrote:
> October 9, 1976, President Gerald Ford, the nation's thirty-eighth
> president, declared National Chess Day. As we approach that date, and
> the 30th anniversaryof its inception, we would encourage state and
> local clubs to commemorate the day in some way, perhaps with a
> tournament or an education program aboutchess in their communities.
>
> I was the one who convinced President Ford to do that. It was
> originally a state chess day, but I quickly expanded it to a nationwide
> effort, and was appointed National Chess Day Chairman. My idea was to
> encouragelocal and state chapters to organize events to bring in
> beginners and otherswho played chess but had not joined the USCF.
>
> I'm responsible for the chess boom in America after Fischer left in
> 1975. That is why I need to be re-elected next year to the board. Chess
> will die without me. I'm the only one who can save chess. Please donate
> to my campaign fund. You can do it on www.samsloan.com. Thank you!
Sam Sloan is a liar!
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