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Date: 11 May 2008 13:46:26
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: John McCain is the New Manchurian Candidate
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John McCain is the New Manchurian Candidate My tenth-cousin, Republican Ann Coulter, committed a great political blunder when she asked "Is Obama a Manchurian candidate". This was a real boo-boo because the obvious Manchurian candidate in this election is John McCain. The book and two movies entitled "The Manchurian Candidate" are about an American military officer in the Korean War who is capturer by the North Koreans and turned over to Chinese doctors who brainwash him. He is then returned to the American lines with a false implanted story in his memory which makes him a war hero. He then becomes a candidate for President of the United States. Whom does this resemble? Obviously, John McCain, who was a prisoner of the North Vietnamese for five years, who attempted to brainwash him before turning him over to the Americans and who has become a candidate for President of the United States. Now that that is settled, the next step which I have undertaken is to do the third movie version of The Manchurian Candidate. Fortunately, with the wonders of modern computer graphics, it is no longer necessary to hire live actors. I will just fill the roles with the actors we already have. I am now holding a casting couch. (I always wanted to do this.) Beautiful girls are invited to audition for the applicable roles. The first two roles are obvious: John McCain will play Sergeant Raymond Shaw Hillary Clinton will plan Eleanor Shaw. (The actress who played Eleanor in the second movie version has stated that she studied and imitated the real Hillary Clinton in playing this role.) Now, I have only to fill the other major roles. Barak Obama seems right for Major Ben Marco John Kerry will do for Senator Thomas Jordan The other major roles that will need to be filled are: Jocelyn Jordan, the beautiful and fetching daughter of Senator Thomas Jordan. The evil doctor who is Chinese, Dr. Yen Lo, in the original version and Russian, Noyle, in the remake. Chinjin, the double agent who betrays them is Korean in the original but British in the remake. Al Melvin, the other veteran who has similar dreams which confirm the suspicions of Major Marco. The Janet Leigh character does not exist in the remake. It has been suggested that she is a Communist double agent, especially since she makes it extremely easy for Major Ben Marco to seduce her. She actually approaches and seduces him. Any suggestions for these or any other roles would be appreciated. Fame and glory await you! Sam Sloan
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Date: 11 May 2008 11:02:06
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: John McCain is the New Manchurian Candidate
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THE CASTING COUCH <The other major roles that will need to be filled are: Jocelyn Jordan, the beautiful and fetching daughter of Senator Thomas Jordan. > -- Sam Sloan Dear Sam, The obvious choice for this role is your tenth-cousin Ann Coulter. Sam Sloan wrote: > John McCain is the New Manchurian Candidate > > My tenth-cousin, Republican Ann Coulter, committed a great political > blunder when she asked "Is Obama a Manchurian candidate". > > This was a real boo-boo because the obvious Manchurian candidate in > this election is John McCain. > > The book and two movies entitled "The Manchurian Candidate" are about > an American military officer in the Korean War who is capturer by the > North Koreans and turned over to Chinese doctors who brainwash him. He > is then returned to the American lines with a false implanted story in > his memory which makes him a war hero. He then becomes a candidate for > President of the United States. > > Whom does this resemble? Obviously, John McCain, who was a prisoner of > the North Vietnamese for five years, who attempted to brainwash him > before turning him over to the Americans and who has become a > candidate for President of the United States. > > Now that that is settled, the next step which I have undertaken is to > do the third movie version of The Manchurian Candidate. > > Fortunately, with the wonders of modern computer graphics, it is no > longer necessary to hire live actors. I will just fill the roles with > the actors we already have. > > I am now holding a casting couch. (I always wanted to do this.) > Beautiful girls are invited to audition for the applicable roles. > > The first two roles are obvious: > > John McCain will play Sergeant Raymond Shaw > > Hillary Clinton will plan Eleanor Shaw. (The actress who played > Eleanor in the second movie version has stated that she studied and > imitated the real Hillary Clinton in playing this role.) > > Now, I have only to fill the other major roles. > > Barak Obama seems right for Major Ben Marco > > John Kerry will do for Senator Thomas Jordan > > The other major roles that will need to be filled are: > > Jocelyn Jordan, the beautiful and fetching daughter of Senator Thomas > Jordan. > > The evil doctor who is Chinese, Dr. Yen Lo, in the original version > and Russian, Noyle, in the remake. > > Chinjin, the double agent who betrays them is Korean in the original > but British in the remake. > > Al Melvin, the other veteran who has similar dreams which confirm the > suspicions of Major Marco. > > The Janet Leigh character does not exist in the remake. It has been > suggested that she is a Communist double agent, especially since she > makes it extremely easy for Major Ben Marco to seduce her. She > actually approaches and seduces him. > > Any suggestions for these or any other roles would be appreciated. > Fame and glory await you! > > Sam Sloan
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Date: 11 May 2008 16:40:33
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: John McCain is the New Manchurian Candidate
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On May 11, 6:04 pm, SBD <[email protected] > wrote: > On May 11, 1:02 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> wrote: > > > THE CASTING COUCH > > > <The other major roles that will need to be filled are: Jocelyn > > Jordan, the beautiful > > and fetching daughter of Senator Thomas Jordan.> -- Sam Sloan > > > Dear Sam, > > > The obvious choice for this role is your tenth-cousin Ann Coulter. > > The requirement to be beautiful and fetching would disqualify her. The reason I refer to her as my tenth cousin is that my great-great- great-grandfather Andrew Graham was married four times and one of his wives was named Margaret Coulter (1755-1792). Her father was Robert Coulter (1723-1`783). The grandfather of Ann Coulter was William J. Coulter but I do not know his dates. Nevertheless, it is highly probably that she really is my tenth cousin. All this is described in detail in my book on the Graham Family, now available on Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/dp/0923891072 Sam Sloan
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Date: 11 May 2008 16:04:19
From: SBD
Subject: Re: John McCain is the New Manchurian Candidate
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On May 11, 1:02 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected] > wrote: > THE CASTING COUCH > > <The other major roles that will need to be filled are: Jocelyn > Jordan, the beautiful > and fetching daughter of Senator Thomas Jordan.> -- Sam Sloan > > Dear Sam, > > The obvious choice for this role is your tenth-cousin Ann Coulter. The requirement to be beautiful and fetching would disqualify her.
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