Kristen Dupre for USCF President

Date: 14 Mar 2008 05:49:30
From: samsloan
Subject: Kristen Dupre for USCF President

The United States Chess Federation is in a lot of trouble. What with
$2 million that has gone missing and the insiders are showing no
inclination to find out what happened to the money plus a laptop
computer with all the financial data on it just walked out the door
all by itself, and then we received calls for a high profile female
(who would be less likely to steal) to be given a leadership role. (We
all know how that is working out.)

But what is overlooked is here is we have a high profile female who
has the right qualifications and experience for the job.

Make Kristen Dupre USCF President !!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html

This really has a rational basis. She is certainly high profile, world
famous. She might have trouble learning how the knight moves, but I
would be willing to try to teach her.

(I have already invited her to become my friend on her myspace.com She
has not responded yet. She already had 1805 "friends" on myspace even
before the news broke last week.)

I read in the newspapers that the prosecutors want to try to keep her
out of Playboy Magazine until at least she testifies. No doubt there
will be millions in endorsement deals waiting for her. Condom
manufacturers will certainly be interested.

It would seem that a seemingly respectable position as President of
the United States Chess Federation would be the right spot for her at
the present time.

Sam Sloan

Date: 23 Mar 2008 05:30:34
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Kristen Dupre for USCF President

I think it is admirable the way these women are able to bring down
governments. I have the highest respect for them.

Spitzer was not a good guy and it is good that we are rid of him. I
only wish that somebody would get to bush.

If I ever get elected governor or something, you can be sure that no
sex scandal will bring me down. (They will never get me.)

Sam Sloan

Date: 20 Mar 2008 12:23:12
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Kristen Dupre for USCF President

On 20, 1:11 pm, Brian Lafferty <[email protected] > wrote:
> Rob wrote:
> > On 17, 10:04 am, samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> I see absolutely nothing wrong with what Ashley "Kristen" Dupre did.
>
> >> Sam Sloan
>
> > and you wouldn't. In fact I wonder if you would encourage that
> > behaivor from your own family? HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM?
>
> The cost of living is high in NYC. People do what they have to do to
> survive. I certainly don't condone it, but I do have some sympathy for
> the woman.

I think the woman is great. They should erect a statue in her honor.

Of course, they will have to put some clothing on it.

Would not it have been great if we could have found a woman to get to
bush, to save us all the trouble we have been having.

I realize that her actions are motivated in part by the fact that her
rent is $4,000 per month.

Sam Sloan

Date: 20 Mar 2008 05:10:42
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Kristen Dupre for USCF President

CNN reports that her Myspace page has been hit five million times
since her connection with the Governor of New York State was revealed.

I am so deeply disappointed that she has not yet responded to my
request that I become her "friend".

I might as well tell you where it is:

http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta

Think of all the great publicity it would bring the USCF if we made
her President.

Better yet, make her the "Chairman of the USCF". She will bring us
even more publicity than the last (deposed) Chairman brought us.

Sam Sloan

Date: 14 Mar 2008 23:47:40
From: Brian Lafferty
Subject: Re: Kristen Dupre for USCF President

samsloan wrote:
> The United States Chess Federation is in a lot of trouble. What with
> $2 million that has gone missing and the insiders are showing no
> inclination to find out what happened to the money plus a laptop
> computer with all the financial data on it just walked out the door
> all by itself, and then we received calls for a high profile female
> (who would be less likely to steal) to be given a leadership role. (We
> all know how that is working out.)
>
> But what is overlooked is here is we have a high profile female who
> has the right qualifications and experience for the job.
>
> Make Kristen Dupre USCF President !!!
>
> http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html
>
> This really has a rational basis. She is certainly high profile, world
> famous. She might have trouble learning how the knight moves, but I
> would be willing to try to teach her.
>
> (I have already invited her to become my friend on her myspace.com She
> has not responded yet. She already had 1805 "friends" on myspace even
> before the news broke last week.)
>
> I read in the newspapers that the prosecutors want to try to keep her
> out of Playboy Magazine until at least she testifies. No doubt there
> will be millions in endorsement deals waiting for her. Condom
> manufacturers will certainly be interested.
>
> It would seem that a seemingly respectable position as President of
> the United States Chess Federation would be the right spot for her at
> the present time.
>
> Sam Sloan

Chairman Dupre--has a nice ring to it, no?